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[ruinously]

[ HE'S BACK - but only with a short message. ]

mistletoe was part of the supply drop and has been hung appropriately.

you're welcome


[ a few moments, then-- ]

also - snowball fight in the sunlight room. 5pm. be there, or be a loser. up to you


**ADDED SOMETIME LATER**

for those of you who don't know what mistletoe is, it's a poisonous little plant and it's tradition to kiss under it. Dunno why, but that's what it's for, ask most earthlings and they'll confirm. so get to smoochin.

(( ooc; RE THE SNOWBALL FIGHT y'all go wild with this, seriously. tag each other, smash each other in the face with snow, start fires, idc. go nuts. feel free to treat this as a commentlog & tag around OR DONT YOU DO YOU ))

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snowballz -- open!

[ruinously]

[ y'all wanna fuck around and find out? come at him. he's here, waiting, lurking and hiding, ready to pelt the first person to show up with a snowball; POW! right in the kisser. ]



((ooc -- again, feel free to tag around and have a proper fight with each other! ))

[laviny]

[Well, someone is gonna fuck around and find out that’s for sure. Yelena is a trained Russian assassin. Not only is she trained in stealth and ambush techniques, she trained in the Russian tundra.

This is basically her home playing field.

And she hasn’t had a lot of opportunity to use her skills for fun, so she is taking this one.

She’s dressed all in white to better blend in the snow, and she’s found a place with some cover so she can stage a proper ambush. She waits for Dean to turn away from her location a bit and throws a snowball directly at his head.]

audio | un: m.cabrera

[naloxone]

[ she probably shouldn't encourage it, but tbh it's heartwarming to see so manu people in the holiday spirit, even if she herself doesn't feel like celebrating. ]

You're not going to explain what it means?

[ let's be mindful dean gosh! there are non-earthlings here. ]

[ruinously]

Good point.

But it's almost more fun if I don't.

[ 😈 ]

audio; un: kovacs

[kovach]

Is that the shit that keeps smacking my damn face everywhere I walk?

[ someone's not enjoying it. ]

[ruinously]

Dude, who are you, Jaws? How tall are you?

audio; un: mccoy

[homeostatic]

So that was you. Was it really necessary to stick it under every doorway?

( And over most of the seating in the common area... he's pretty sure there's more lurking. )

[ruinously]

I mean, yeah dude.

Gotten smooched yet?

action | threadjack, sometime after robot fight club

[aurable]

[ Because the footfalls of a holoform were harder to perceive Drift has no problem at all sidling up behind McCoy in the common room and casually interjecting with: ]

You have to admire the dedication, at least.

[anthropophagite]

I don't think everyone knows what a mistletoe is.

[ruinously]

It's been pointed out.

I have amended -- now it can be known to all.

@PARKOUR

[webdesigned]

why would you hang up mistletoe everywhere? most the team is like twice my age don't you think that's a little weird

what about that kid with the robot limbs he's like 15 dude

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[ruinously]

[ children ]

Hey, it's not a requirement, kid. It's tradition, not a creepy dubcon manga. You don't wanna smooch, no smooch.

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[aurable]

I'm safe because none of your short little organic legs are tall enough to reach me.

[ruinously]

bold of you to think we wont try to climb up

text; un: navigator

[droide]

Good thing you clarified.
Before that, literally every part of this message seemed eerily threatening.

Actually, no. It still seems threatening.

[ruinously]

what's christmas without a little cheerful threatening?

text; un: megatron

[flickerandfade]

I will not be kissing anybody.

All of you are far too short, anyway.

[ruinously]

drift said the same thing

like i told him - bold of you to think we can't climb trees

audio; un: stargirl

[bossily]

Apparently everyone else here hates Christmas. But don't worry. I'll make good use out of your mistletoe.

[ruinously]

Finally.

Thank you! The first non-Grinch, ladies and gentlemen.

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[groupiedrifter]

I'm gonna kiss the hell out of everyone on this station!

...

Consensually, amazingly, and with super gentlemanly qualities!

not here;

[kovach]

[ ]

[ruinously]

I expect nothing less from everyone on board.

un: damesill

[krazed]

You're a little too in-shape to be Santa, y'know.

You'll have to pack on the pounds if you want to pass as holly and/or jolly.

[ruinously]

You saying I'm too sexy to be Santa?