Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

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[godslain]

I'm sorry.

（ for threatening him? for failing? for the fact that she should have stopped thanos years ago and didn't?

maybe a little of all three. ）

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[rehandle]

[ He lets that one sit a while. She knows, which means it's all probably happened, and what is there to say?

After what feels to him like forever, but is probably no more than a minute - ]

So am I

[ They all had their parts to play. And not one of them deserved any of it. ]

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[godslain]

If he learns of these orbs, he will make every effort to come to the Ximilia to take them by force. There is no power in the universe he does not covet.

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[rehandle]

He's gone, and we're not in the universe. He'll only learn of them now if they reach for him across time, and then he'll come alone as we all did, and we'll be ready.

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[godslain]

（ she backtracks a bit, reviewing the earlier conversation. she'd glossed over it in her haste (and distaste) towards her father, but now... ）

That army you spoke of?

You actually killed him?

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[rehandle]

Yes. Wiped him and his armies from existence.

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[godslain]

（ a world without thanos is almost too impossible to imagine. he has loomed over her for decades. shaped her grief, her life. he has hurt everyone she has ever loved, and to find that some far flung future she will never see has simply brought about his end without any apparent pomp or ceremony...

emotion is a blade between her ribs, and it twists.

for all that she wanted him dead. for all that she has dreamed of him dead — she had always imagined it would be her or nebula that delivered the killing blow. his ill-used children, and not the ones that drenched themselves in loyalty and glory the way cull obsidian and proxima midnight did, but the ones who truly knew suffering's cost to them —

it feels a little like she's taking the first breath on a new world, and there is a sort of wailing grief that wells like blood from a cut right alongside a vicious satisfaction that bears no earthly name.

her eyes close. then: ）

Then I owe you a debt, Stephen Strange.

[drawsblood]

So I've come to discover.

Has he ever managed to pull something like that on you?

[ He's not mad by any stretch, but he is curious if being from a different world than most makes him more gullible or out of the loop. ]

[coordination]

I wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe many of the things you did, either.

[ Sorry bro you're a fucking nerd.

(but Yzak liked Peter, and Yzak only has the best taste, so in his eyes he actuallY WAS cool but you know, he'll never admit that outloud) ]

[coordination]

[ Hm kind of anticlimactic. But still valid, he guesses. ]

I guess that's a good enough reason.

And many of them overlap enough that you'll end up dabbling in a little of everything.

private

[coordination]

He doesn't remember.

[ Text means you can't tell that he's sad! ]

[coordination]

So am I.

And our word probably doesn't count for much since you're new, but you'll more than likely find yourself being less wary of this one pulling anything shitty.

[coordination]

Some of our number have gotten wings on a mission before.

[ On the subject of flying. ]

text (un: major.yzak.jule)

[coordination]

A singer?

[coordination]

I'm shocked that's the first thing you jumped to there when she mentioned kaiju.

[coordination]

Have you ever attempted cooking looking at it like working in a lab?

text (un: major.yzak.jule)

[coordination]

Your job?

[windsongs]

that makes sense
I mean how else are we going to understand everybody?

so have you been on the ship long?
or are you new here too?

[windsongs]

but why would you ruin a perfectly good candy by making it sour??

[ Serving hot takes here, apparently. ]

[windsongs]

ok but I'm not the only one weirded out by sentient breakfast food right??

[ Hibiki what ]

[windsongs]

that's right!
I performed on the regular while I was still on Earth!! ✨

text ↪ un: songbird

[windsongs]

oh yeah weren't you here when they went over what would be on the exam?
it's supposed to be 95% of our final grade or something!

[servesyouwright]

Defence attorney. I'd have a much easier time getting info and evidence if I was invisible.

[ Though he does have some contacts. ]

[servesyouwright]

[ Heyyy someone's playing along. ]

Shoot I must've missed it. Could you give me your notes?

[deaddrop]

I don't think anyone will give you a hard time if you leave some questions blank. Aside from the birthday one, unfortunately.

[Something Natasha has found out first hand, though no one was too bad about it.]

Since new people are showing up now...? Probably a few days.