Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

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[Text, un: alwayswright]

[servesyouwright]

Name: Phoenix Wright
Age: 34
Birthday: Oct 11
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: I don't know, steak I guess
Favorite subject: Art
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity: My daughter's magic shows
Favorite place: Florence
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at: Arguing, poker
I want to learn: Don't know. Piano?
Least favorite subject: Math.
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be: Invisibility. Would make my job so much easier.
This is what I want my teacher to know about me: Teacher? Who? Will there be an exam?

text (un: major.yzak.jule)

[coordination]

Your job?

[servesyouwright]

Defence attorney. I'd have a much easier time getting info and evidence if I was invisible.

[ Though he does have some contacts. ]

[coordination]

Another one?

[servesyouwright]

[ Well, he only knows of one. ]

How many are there?

[coordination]

With you, I believe it's two, now.

[servesyouwright]

Is the second one Ryunosuke? Or I guess he'd be the first actually.

[coordination]

So you've met him, then.

But yes, I mean him.

[servesyouwright]

I guess two lawyers in a crew this size is pretty noteworthy.

[ Especially considering they're related, but there's no need to go into that. ]

[coordination]

It is a rather specific career.

But then again, we've got all sort of pilots and scientists and doctors. Many even from the same universes - many familiar with one another, despite the scope of the universes this station draws people in from.

The variety is always useful for the team.

[servesyouwright]

I imagine it helps to have some people who you know will be friendly with each other from the get-go too.

[coordination]

That's not always the case.

I had someone from home here, once. It was someone who's completely obnoxious! Who wouldn't have been anywhere near my first choice of people I'd want to see here!

[servesyouwright]

Yeah, of course, there's always a risk of that. I can think of a few people I wouldn't want to have here, but I sure hope they'd see no reason to bring them either.

[ Given that ... all of them, actually, are murderers. ]

text ↪ un: songbird

[windsongs]

oh yeah weren't you here when they went over what would be on the exam?
it's supposed to be 95% of our final grade or something!

[servesyouwright]

[ Heyyy someone's playing along. ]

Shoot I must've missed it. Could you give me your notes?

[windsongs]

hmmmmm I could
but what are you gonna give me in return~?

[ Did you order a gremlin, Mister Wright? ]

[servesyouwright]

[ Is she thinking of extorting him over fake notes for a fake exam? ]

I could play you a song.

[windsongs]

[ Maybe c: ]

I do like the idea of being serenaded for once
hmmmm

alright you drive a hard bargain but I'll take it!
I can't let one of my fellow crew mates fail right?
they're in Japanese though so you might need to translate them

[servesyouwright]

[ He'll get his revenge by showing her how bad he is at piano and singing. ]

Luckily I know someone who knows Japanese.

[windsongs]

I'm not surprised since I think there are a couple of us here
unless you're implying I'd do the translation work for you~

I'll do it but I charge by the word just so you know!
choose carefully!

[servesyouwright]

Nope, definitely not that. I have friends.

[windsongs]

aw I was hoping to get some extra spending money
that's disappointing

[ ... ]

not that you have friends!!
I'm glad you do!!!

[servesyouwright]

Don't worry, I got it.

You just tell me a time and I guess we'll meet in the music room.

[windsongs]

the music room huh?
I guess you'd figure that out from my username
or did you do some research?

[servesyouwright]

Nah, I just figured that's where we better be if I'm going to serenade you.