Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

un: knife

[eyeronically]

what kind of knife?

[oiorpata]

I see you're a fan too.

A butterfly knife is fun, and I like a good rampuri. Depends on the mood.

[eyeronically]

a butterfly knife is essential if you're going to knife.

[oiorpata]

So you're a person of taste. I have a few here.

[eyeronically]

( don't threaten him with a good time!! )

yours? or from that thing in the armory?

[oiorpata]

[ she can be very threatening!! ]

The printer in the armory, but also I've taken some back from missions. Don't knock it, I've used it to make a lot of shit.

They're mine now, that's what counts.

[eyeronically]

i wasn't. people here are from places i've never even heard of, so i was just curious to see something from another... world, i guess.

[oiorpata]

I'm from Earth, which seems to be a popular origin here.

But I have things from the worlds we've visited. As long as it's on your person at the end of a mission, it comes back with us.

[eyeronically]

huh.

( that's kind of neat... )

did you get anything cool?

[oiorpata]

I think so.

Do you consider anything besides knives cool?

[eyeronically]

sure. those are just my favorite means of... i mean, my favorite weapon.

[oiorpata]

Welcome to the club. We're full of fighters and killers and pacifists alike, the crew's full of diversity.

I got a sword from a quest under the ocean once, and I took a dagger from a dungeon full of snakes.

[eyeronically]

what

( maybe he should take the time to look at these past missions. under the ocean??? snake cave??? )

sounds like you guys have been busy

[oiorpata]

I've been here since the second mission, so there's been a lot of variety in the busyness.

[eyeronically]

what's it like? for real.

[oiorpata]

The missions? Each one's too different, but Newt's not wrong about the orbs being pretty fucked up.

We get a mission file with varying time to prepare, then get tossed into a new world to track down the orb. Sometimes they have a deal we need to end first, sometimes they're just hanging out.

[eyeronically]

just hanging out? like what? just floating??

[oiorpata]

Sometimes they float.

We found one in a volcano crater once.

[eyeronically]

wtf seriously??

[oiorpata]

It was full of lava crabs.

[eyeronically]

did you fight them?

[oiorpata]

I rode one. And some people made armor from the lava-resistant shells.

[eyeronically]

kinda bummed i missed it.

[oiorpata]

The crabs were the best part. You could probably replay it in the simulation room. Training and all that.

I think it was the only mission without any people involved, so far.

[eyeronically]

no people, just lava crabs??