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important q
if u were a dnd character
what class would u be
if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.
if u were a dnd character
what class would u be
if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.
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and i MISSED IT?
im genre savvy, how do we do time travel here i wanna go live this reality
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Sucks to be you.
I think you would have to change your regret for that.
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where do i sign up
i wanna be a bard
and fuck dragons
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[You know, for full disclosure.]
I mean…I guess fucking Jun would have been one way to deal with him. We just had his mom scold him, though.
We had dragons on the last mission, too, but I don’t think they were fuckable.
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( haha, it's funny because — )
anyway tell me more abt this jun miss half elf druid. my dick's piqued.
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But Jun was a guy who thought he was a hero but he made a deal that turned him into a dragon and was actually kind of a villain.
I didn’t talk to him, personally, I only met his mom.
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man that's some hurtful stereotyping draconic stereotyping tho
most of the ones i know are pretty chill
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Or they were until some pirates tried to steal their babies. Then they got mad and started killing people.
I can’t really blame them though.
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im an AVOWED pacifist but like
u know, there are lines u don't cross
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all this talk of fighting
im SCARED
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personal pacifism only.
im also a raging hypocrite so u kno ymmv.
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SMTH WILL PEEK OUT
im lanky as a motherfucker its a hard knock life!!
have mercy on me
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that's merciful enough for me!
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im a card carrying cowardly lion with no yellow brick road to see me thither
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What’s your problem with being on your knees? Is this a toxic masculinity thing or do you have joint problems?
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my joints are as supple and sleek as a newborn baby lamb that's been yeeted down a greased hallway
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cw child trafficking mention
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