text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

maybe a former paladin who broke from the fold


bc angsty backstories are hot af

[ananym]

Are they?

Personally I find them rather tedious.

[hallowing]

i mean they're tedious to LIVE

but attractive to behold u know?

[ananym]

Not particularly.

It just seems sad for everyone.

[hallowing]

how old are u, l'il dhampir baby?

[ananym]

Twenty. Why do you ask?

[hallowing]

（ his expression softens, and then: ）

yea.

you're right.

it's sad for everyone.

（ whatever irreverence he would have unloaded on anyone else is shut away, gently. twenty's just too fucking young. ）

[ananym]

I'll catch up soon enough. I have plenty of time.

[hallowing]

i bet.

ur from earth tho yea?

[ananym]

Yes.

From the 1400s.

[hallowing]

well that's a busy time period. no wonder u don't vibe w/religion.

2023 for me.

[ananym]

I see.

And how is the future?

1/2

[hallowing]

[hallowing]

10/10, no notes

[ananym]

Impressive.

[hallowing]

we got flying cars

ended inequality

world hunger? thing of the past.

good times, good times.

[ananym]

You're overdoing it.

[hallowing]

yea, it sucks actually.

but like

idt it's comparative levels of suck to the fucking 1400s.

i'd say 'no plague' but lmao.

[ananym]

No, it's unlikely to be as bad.

[hallowing]

yea i wasn't on earth for that but i've read like

idk

a book.

(singular)

[ananym]

You should read more books.

[hallowing]

excuse u, there EXHAUSTING

[ananym]

Perhaps.

But you are fortunate enough to have them. To be able to read them.

[hallowing]

yea that's true enough.

literacy rates are the highest they've ever been u know

[ananym]

That's good.

I'm sure the ignorant masses are still at large, but it helps.