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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

AND the dungeons

got it in one, red

[magija]

Well, I've never dealt with either one.

When you assign randomly, do you just pick whatever you want or do you ask unnecessary questions like favorite food and animal to pretend it's strategically fit to our personalities as a way to impress?

[hallowing]

no dungeons? 😏😏😏 i see how it is


i absolutely want to hear all abt ur fave food and animal and ZODIAC bc im sensing an earth vibe here with the whole knowing what d&d actually is

zodiac is IMPERATIVE and so far no one's given it up. i gotta know for science.

[magija]

Earth is right. Got it in one.

[ as he puts it. ]

Is it actually imperative or is that just one of those terrible pick up lines when making up compatibility?

[hallowing]

u caught me 😔😔😔 it is in fact just a manufactured thinly veiled 'u up' equivalent

[magija]

How very smooth of you. Is that what this entire thing is for?

1/2

[hallowing]

red, i would NEVER.

[hallowing]

i mean, but if anything comes of it im not gonna say NO, ja feel?

[magija]

[ and he's already attached to the nickname, apparently. ]

Fair enough. Though I don't think I'll be what you're looking for.

[ just an all-powerful mourning widow who's a bit fucked up in the head. ]

But if it helps with assigning a class, I'm an Aquarius. I love chicken paprikash. And I mostly like dogs.

[hallowing]

excuse u don't self-select out of my broad and far-ranging interest. i've got crazy taste, u never know. there's hope for u!!

def getting a ranger vibe but maybe w/a multiclass of some sort.

but for the time being im calling u aragorn 🤩🤩🤩

[magija]

What makes you so certain you'd be my taste?

[ the road goes both ways. ]

Like a park ranger?

[hallowing]

im inoffensive. like... idk, apple juice. everybody can vibe w/apple juice if they're in the right mood u know??

and no! like fucking ARAGORN son of ARATHORN, ranger and KING OF GONDOR. smh don't be a heathen.

not like parks mcgee that gets mad at u for taking a selfie w/smokey the bear

[magija]

Can't people be allergic to apples?

And I don't know anyone with those names. Are they supposed to be famous?

[ she was raised on bootleg sitcoms, not the fellowship, sadly. ]

But I've heard of Smokey the Bear. I don't mind being in his class.

[hallowing]

u wanna test ur luck??

also u have clearly not seen lord of the rings and we gotta fix that asap. cinematic masterpiece tbqh.

trust me, aragorn > smokey the bear any day

[magija]

Not feeling particularly hungry.

But you sound sure enough about Aragorn, so watching that probably wouldn't hurt.

I was pretty limited on the things that I watched growing up. I had a DVD player and discs for nearly every sitcom you could name. Anything else seemed pretty out of reach.

[hallowing]

noted, red. im cool w/being apple juice on the shelf 😜

o yea?

what was ur fave

[magija]

You're very optimistic, all things considered.

The Dick Van Dyke Show. I like a lot of the classic humor.

[hallowing]

what can i say, hope springs eternal

hey, that's a good one. he's one helluva dancer and tbh handsome af. still would tbqh.

[magija]

With any luck, it'll be contagious.

First man to ever win my heart. Great dancer, perfect for laughs.

What things do you watch? Besides Lord of the Rings.

[hallowing]

（ it's funny, television is just such a western pasttime, but he isn't really much for it. he can't think of the last time he sat down on a couch and kicked his feet up and watched anything that wasn't put on by company. when he's alone, he drinks and studies the dust on the ceiling and the trash he leaves around because he can't be assed to take his twelve day old takeout to the bin. so it takes him a moment to scour through his shitty patchwork memory to grab something that's recentish and relevantish — ）

the office was a good time.

but i actually like live theatre more

don't tell anyone it'll ruin my rep as an unmitigated hooligan

[magija]

I watched through that more recently. It's fun, though I can't say I relate much to any kind of office work environment.

[ it'd been during her catch-up of the more modern comedies, while she'd been cooped up at the compound. for all that they'd tried to trap her there, there hadn't been much else to do but take refuge in her biggest comfort. ]

I won't tell a soul. Your hooligan status lives on.

Plays or musicals?

[hallowing]

i can say from experience: offices BAD.

and man, both. there's just something about it. they're different every time, and there's more... idk. soul? i guess. i dont wanna know how good ur editing is or that ur overworked underpaid SFX team worked their ass off to put smth on my screen

i just want ppl doing smth they love and bringing it to others becuz of that love, u feel me?

[magija]

I know what you mean, but I don't think what's on a screen is entirely without soul either.

I didn't exactly have many chances to go see a play where I grew up. War mostly kept people off the streets and a lot of entertainment was limited. But those shows gave me a different world to live in for a while. The families in it, the laughter, the love. It saved me.

[hallowing]

yea. different types of soul. the one on the stage just resonates w/me more.

sorry to hear abt the war. that's rough to grow up in.

where was home 4 u? i lived in toronto in canada.

[magija]

Different types of soul. I think that's beautiful.

I was born and raised in Sokovia until a few years ago. It's a very small country in Eastern Europe. I eventually moved to New York. The northern part, not the city. But then I started to travel for a while. [ life on the run. ] Never had the chance to go to Canada though.