text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[choicely]

Something tells me that’d go over well with everyone.

[hallowing]

then where would u recommend, sweetheart?

[choicely]

Not my room, before you get any ideas.

[hallowing]

sir and/or madame i would NEVER

i know when im not wanted 😔

[choicely]

Is that supposed to be a pout?

[hallowing]

does it make me seem sexily pathetic if i say yes???

[choicely]

Pathetic, yes. As for the rest, I wouldn’t even be able to say just yet.

[hallowing]

u are breaking my entire heart over here girl

do they keep ice cream in the freezer here asking 4 a friend

[choicely]

More likely than not.

Why ice cream?

[hallowing]

bc it's what people eat when they need a bowl to cry into!!

[choicely]

You’re not that bereft, are you?

[hallowing]

of course i am

im crushed

i may never recover

my ego has crumbled to dust

[choicely]

Somehow I find that hard to believe.

[hallowing]

do u delight in excoriation ma'am?

[choicely]

I don’t make a habit of it.

But it can be entertaining when the opportunity presents itself.

And things get so quiet around here in between missions.

[hallowing]

well if i can assuage milady's boredom sign me up for whipping boy

[choicely]

That’s one way to make an impression.

[hallowing]

wat can i say im an impressionable guy

[choicely]

You never said what class you would be.

[hallowing]

u wanna take a guess

[choicely]

I'm nearly tempted to say bard, if only because you remind me of a particular one.

[hallowing]

got it in one

[choicely]

Even if you can’t carry a tune?

[hallowing]

i can carry one just fine!!

if it's liquified

in a bucket

[choicely]

So no, in other words.