text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[greenpower]

Rub in your socialized healthcare why don't you?

You could try Chishiya.

Actually, definitely tell that to Chishiya.

[hallowing]

i will rub my socialized healthcare all over the place tbh.

u are the second person whose mentioned this guy and i gotta say im jealous of his publicity

whose his agent??

Text; un: 苣屋 (little threadjack)

[dispassioned]

I’m my own agent.

I’m also on sick leave.

[hallowing]

do u need someone to kiss it better

[dispassioned]

That’s not how viruses work.

[hallowing]

we are in SPACE

maybe it's exactly how space viruses work

[dispassioned]

Aren’t all viruses space viruses? Every planet is in space.

[hallowing]

shit

i mean

yea i GUESS

potato guy meme emoji

[dispassioned]

Which one is the potato guy meme?

[hallowing]

（ about 15 minutes later chishiya gets this (redraw) of the og, man, myth, legend: ）



everything is either a potato or not a potato

u know?

[dispassioned]

Oh, right. That one.

[He can actually see the potato resemblance, so he won’t argue about that, at least. Just about viruses.]

[hallowing]

anyway

don't we have space magic to cure this shit

[dispassioned]

Apparently not even magic can cure a cold.

[hallowing]

press X to doubt.

[greenpower]

[See, this? This is why Ivy mentioned Chishiya. They seem to deserve each other.]

There aren't that many medical doctors on board.

Or people with the vibe of a philosophy drop out.

[hallowing]

okay but give me a vibe

which philosopher

bc the only one i respect is chicken man

[greenpower]

...

...

Do you mean Diogenes?

[hallowing]

fuck YEA i mean diogenes

[greenpower]

So if you're not a philosopher, what do you do?

[hallowing]

im a civil engineer by day.

by night, who knows.

maybe batman??

[greenpower]

Yeah, if you're Batman I'm fucking Darkseid.

Besides, aren't you from Canada?

[hallowing]

batman could be from canada u never know

[greenpower]

Of course I know.

Batman, famously from Gotham.

Canada has literally 0 A-list heroes. You have like... Johnny Canuck and Lumberjack. New Jersey has more A-list heroes than your entire country.

[hallowing]

do u always go this hard or am i special

are u trying to break my spirit

is that what's going on here

[greenpower]

Not my fault you're this wrong.