text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

oo i'm getting a NO GODS OR MASTERS vibe and it's upping ur hotness factor

u were already like a solid 8.4 just for the gender is a construct thing

[oiorpata]

God's not real so 🤷‍♀️

I'm honored.

[hallowing]

ur so valid for that

i've always thought if there are gods they've gotta be the most massive fucking cock-ups around u know??

and hey my rating system is flawless thank u

[oiorpata]

Cock ups and fucking useless in the end. People just make shit up as needed.

What can I do to make it to a 10?

[hallowing]

i want an ax pic 🤩🤩🤩

[oiorpata]

nsfw

[hallowing]

ur an 11 now tbqh

[oiorpata]

Now that's a really high honor.

[hallowing]

u gotta make a speech now that's the rule

[oiorpata]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears

[hallowing]

are u gonna put caesar in the ground tho

[oiorpata]

Not with that speech

I want no part in creating that power vacuum.

[hallowing]

et tu, brute?

[oiorpata]

[ ok but without even thinking she just replies in ancient latin. ]

See you at Philippi asshole

[ that's how it goes right. ]

[hallowing]

u have abutted the entirety of my knowledge of the classics im afraid

[oiorpata]

It's where Brutus fucking dies.

[hallowing]

（ he laughs. ）

look, that was a little before my time on earth im afraid.

[oiorpata]

How much is a little?

[hallowing]

don't ask me to do MATH, andy

i thought we had smth

a real connection

don't ruin it

im an engineer i do math for my job i don't wanna do it on my magical regret altering space station too!!

[oiorpata]

They have calculators for that now

[hallowing]

yea but i still gotta remember what year brutus fucking died!!

[oiorpata]

Yeah I don't fucking know that either so you're shit out of luck

[hallowing]

i mean if u wanna know a/s/l all u gotta do is ask sweetheart

[oiorpata]

Lets get away from the sweetheart then we'll talk

[hallowing]

what do literally all of u have against the word sweetheart

did it mug u in an alley???