text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

i would also like credit for poutine and hawaiian pizza pls & thank

[reneger]

nah

[hallowing]

u might be the worst person i've met here so far

and i've met ME

so that's saying a lot

[reneger]

that may be the best compliment i've gotten since i got here

[hallowing]

ur very welcome 😌

we'll get along just fine

did u introduce urself yet i have the memory of a parakeet on lsd

[reneger]

( jason realizes this is a "hey, introduce yourself", but - )

nope

[hallowing]

u wanna give it a go, or...

[reneger]

nope
what fun would that be

[hallowing]

im gonna call u cuddlebunny froufrou von heisencock.

[reneger]

i didn't realize we were at the petnames stage of our relationship

[hallowing]

what was that, cuddlebunny froufrou von heisencock? little timmy's down a well again???

[reneger]

please
cuddlebunny froufrou von heisencock was my father

[hallowing]

so i should call u junior in my best sean connery accent is that it???

[reneger]

just cuddlebunny works
but i'll take junior too ;)

[hallowing]

maybe i like using ur full name

maybe that's like

culturally polite in the faraway distant land of canada

[reneger]

i'm from new jersey
it's not that far

[hallowing]

o yea

just a stone's throw.

im cy, btw. at least that's what it says on my driver's license.

[reneger]

john

[hallowing]

u know, i would actually believe that more if u told me ur last name was doe???

[reneger]

( what if it is!! )

smith, actually

[hallowing]

okay mr smith


idr what we were talking about


poutine?

[reneger]

you were planning to woo me

[hallowing]

o right

well, point to that: my last name's salveo which is undeniably more awesome than smith

so if u wanna upgrade js js

[reneger]

a proposal already?
damn you work fast

[hallowing]

i was on the 34th season of 'the bachelor' i know the stakes!!!