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[kenpachi]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!

<b>Bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Tell us about your bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Why do they deserve to win?</b>

（ added a bit later... ）

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]

Comments

text; un: anon

[deaddrop]

Bachelor/ette: Aleksander
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: Tall, dark and handsome. Seems like a grumpy dedushka, but with a pretty face.
Why do they deserve to win: Some people are into that.

text / anonymous.

[peasant]

-1

old enough to be someone's great-great-great-great-grandfather

known delusional liar

womanizer

family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

emotional range of a doorknob

bit selfish in bed, from personal experience

at least one of his two faces is pretty

obsessive stalker

likes pickled herring

makes our resident child eater look like a saint if you ask me

[ #maturity. ]

text | un; anon

[tochnyy]

-1

he tried to convince the team to steal a woman's lifeless body once.

text; un: anon

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

Hey, that was for a good cause!

[Also, he was in on that plan.]

perma-anon

[tochnyy]

was it? seemed like a bad idea to the rest of us and the locals in the end.

perma-anon

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

in the end. but that's just because it wasn't executed right.

[tochnyy]

and not the goal of the mission.

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

And like you people have never wanted to do something other than the goal of the mission for someone else.

[not here obv, but watching this]

[cruelyethuman]

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