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[anon text] [ROSE WOES]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!

（ added a bit later... ）

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
~~NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?)~~ STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)

[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]

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Is this... Really an appropriate use of the network...?

[ considering the kind of thing that happened to her last time with public posts and "unique group activities", she should stay as far away from this as possible. but, oh, how rita thrives on participation, especially with something that consists of a winner, she just can't resist. ]

Do we have to attach our names to our nominations? Are votes publicized prior to announcing the winner? Should we submit them privately?

what if we're new? can we still participate...

[ —NOT AS A CONTESTANT, OKAY, BUT AS A VOTER. he just wants to play!! ]

Finally, someone using this communication device for something worthwhile! Ah, dear mysterious person behind this, allow me to express my deepest admiration.

are we handing out roses while we're at it?

[Oh, he’s here for this. He’s tracking this post like nobody's business.]

Interesting concept. Will you be making the commemorative trading card yourself, mysterious poster?

And what happens if the runner-up doesn’t want it, either?

i nominate the ghost that stalks the halls of this freaky place

also i nominate finn
not the one you’re thinking
the other one

Bachelor: Andy
Tell us about your bachelor: She is tall, and badass, and I want it to be very clear I'm nominating her for the most eligible bachelor. Bechelorette sounds like a completely different job, and I'm not sure she'd be as good at it.
Why do they deserve to win? Mostly because it's funny.

[Natasha was pretty sure this was hilarious before, but after making a submission she's sure of it. Besides, clearly someone news to get the ball rolling.]

Bachelor/ette: Newt Geiszler
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: Kind of a squirrely nerd, but he's fun, and he's got tattoos so he can't be a complete dork.
Why do they deserve to win? He does a lot to organize regular r&r and boost morale.

Bachelor/ette: Yelena Belova
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: She is always fashionably dressed in the most eye catching clothes in the room. She loves dogs, and reportedly has injured someone who came between her and a puppy. Funny, but you know, not as funny as she thinks she is. That's part of her charm.
Why do they deserve to win? No one can argue she's not eligible.

Bachelor/ette: Sabriel
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: Very competent and astute. Excellent person to partner with for a quest or a little exploration on a mission. Tall, put together. Seems classy.
Why do they deserve to win? Magic is neat, and honestly she kind of seems like she could use a win.

Edited 2023-03-02 17:05 (UTC)

Bachelor/ette: takeshi kovacs
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: equipped with the cynical wisdom only a great-great-great grandfather can have. possesses the comforting aroma of a chimney. known allergies to clothing. i caught him reading those kinds of romance novels when he thought no one was looking, which is confirmation he's a hopeless romantic. regularly swaps bodies if you want to keep your private life exciting. easily made obedient to sad eyes, kind nurses, and women half his size.

this guard dog even comes housetrained. contact marta for more adoption information.

Why do they deserve to win? 🍑
who hasn't seen it at this point?

Can't say this was the sort of information I was going to ask about, but I absolutely appreciate the reference material on offer.

[ Not that he's looking for a date, having only just arrived, but this situation tickles his juvenile sense of humor.]

Edited 2023-03-02 17:15 (UTC)

Bachelor/ette: Zhao Tianyou
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: He has that bad boy with a heart of gold thing going on. Like he would get in a fist fight to defend your honor and then cook you dinner afterward.
Why do they deserve to win? 🐉

Edited 2023-03-02 17:14 (UTC)

What's a trading card?

[ Clearly that's what is important here. ]

Bachelor/ette: Yennefer
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: A sorceress or something like that? She has sort of Morgan Le Fay vibes. Very hot. Kind of pragmatic.
Why do they deserve to win? As previously established, very hot.

Edited 2023-03-02 17:52 (UTC)

On what attributes are we voting? [He's not participating in this, but this contest feels too vague.]

[As everything happens above this comment:]

Sometimes I worry how we've made it this far alive

you guys are ALL so embarrassing today

Bachelor/ette: Wei Wuxian
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: Have you seen those flowy locks? The handsome face? The bright smile that promises mischief? In one man, you will find the mind of a genius and the mouth of a poet! He will charm even the most stubborn individuals 😉
Why do they deserve to win? Because he was ranked fourth most eligible bachelor in his home, and seeing how numbers one to three aren't here, isn't it obvious?

Bachelor/ette: Shaun Xu
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: A certified sweetheart who happens to be just as impressive as eyecandy, Shaun never does too much or too little, always being kind and courteous to his fellow orbers. When he isn't sweating it up after a good workout, he enjoys his time serenading an array of karaoke tunes and can sing anyone off the stage with his flawless rendition of Hotel California.
Why do they deserve to win? Take a look at him without his shirt off. No further notes.

Bachelor/ette: Aleksander
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: Tall, dark and handsome. Seems like a grumpy dedushka, but with a pretty face.
Why do they deserve to win: Some people are into that.

Edited 2023-03-02 22:10 (UTC)

Bachelor/ette: Steve Harrington Tell us about your bachelor/ette: great hair (its his pride and joy), VERY funny, easy to make fun of, makes a mean grilled cheese, also a team player as long as you don’t need to win a fight (but he’s working on it!). Why do they deserve to win? he really needs this

Edited 2023-03-02 23:47 (UTC)

Bachelor/ette: Dr. Leonard McCoy
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: He's a doctor, so he has that going for him. Being driven to help people is attractive in a person. So is being tall and surprisingly stacked.
Why do they deserve to win? He might save your life someday.

Edited 2023-03-03 00:47 (UTC)

Bachelor/ette: Yujin Mikotoba
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: Silver fox and a thoughtful gentleman and a doctor. He might know how to tap dance. A little old fashioned, but in a charming way. Very much a daddy.
Why do they deserve to win? It seems like winning might fluster him.

Bachelor/ette: The Cloak of Levitation
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: It’s a cloak that levitates. Seems very cool.
Why do they deserve to win? I think it doesn’t get enough appreciation from its wizard.

Edited 2023-03-03 01:34 (UTC)

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