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Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!




( added a bit later... οΌ‰

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Bachelor: Finn
Tell us about your bachelor: his name is Finn and he is a human being. He is a very nice guy. Has a great heart. I assume, it’s not like I’ve ripped it out and looked at it or anything but it seems nice. Really likes looking out for people. Oh, and I’m not talking about the one you’re thinking. It’s the other one. Yeah, that one.
Why do they deserve to win? isn’t it obvious? Cmon guys this is Finn we’re talking about. I think I’ve made myself plenty clear.
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[personal profile] inventure 2023-03-02 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
how many finns are there??
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
three.
four. maybe five?

it changes day to day, man.
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[personal profile] inventure 2023-03-02 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
that's dumb, you're just messing with me
there can't be that many finns with regrets!
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
can't there? the universe is vast, kiddo. finns exist across time and space, each of them embarrassing in their own unique way.
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[personal profile] inventure 2023-03-02 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
okay FINE but which one is THIS one??
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not the one you're thinking of. it's the other one.
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[personal profile] inventure 2023-03-02 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
so the one i don't know
well whatever
they sound like a good person, so +1
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
no no no, not that one. the other one. feel free to rescind your +1.

or keep it, if that's how you feel.
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[personal profile] inventure 2023-03-02 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL NOW
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ told you he'd get you, kid. ]

that's normal at your age, don't worry about it.
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[personal profile] inventure 2023-03-02 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
how do you even know my age?? WHO ARE YOU
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
a specter of the future, kid. a specter of the future.