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[kenpachi]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!

<b>Bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Tell us about your bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Why do they deserve to win?</b>

（ added a bit later... ）

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]

Comments

Text; un: anon

[laviny]

Bachelor/ette: The Cloak of Levitation
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: It’s a cloak that levitates. Seems very cool.
Why do they deserve to win? I think it doesn’t get enough appreciation from its wizard.

text; un: romanoff

[deaddrop]

You do make a strong argument.

Is that a more eligible bachelor than the ghost though?

[laviny]

That is up for the crew to decide, right?

[deaddrop]

It's a hard choice, though. I have to decide where to spend my vote.

[laviny]

I think the cloak can levitate an entire person. Can the ghost do that?

[deaddrop]

I don't think so.

I'm not entirely convinced there is a ghost.

[laviny]

Well, the cloak definitely exists, so wouldn’t that make it more eligible by default?

[deaddrop]

Being a ghost is mysterious, and mystery is sexy.

[laviny]

I guess for some people it is.

Some people might think levitation is sexy, though.

[deaddrop]

Who thinks levitation is sexy?

not here, he's controlling himself

[rehandle]

[ So many people. Everybody. No? ]

he is very strong, staying out of this conversation

[deaddrop]

[laviny]

People who levitate, probably.

[deaddrop]

So like three people.

[Natasha, you have been on a team with more people who levitate than that depending on how you define it.]

text | un; mal

[tochnyy]

no, it's a menace. [ HE iS beiNG ATTACKED.

and will not stand for this. probably about to lose some cool points huh... ]

[laviny]

What do you have against cool cloaks?

[tochnyy]

this cloak harasses people.

other cloaks are fine. though i guess people who love wearing cloaks are generally assholes. [ the tsar, a certain general... assholes in power love cloaks??? ]

[laviny]

Maybe it just wants to be friends. Be nice.

[tochnyy]

sorry, can't hear you over it's music choices.

[laviny]

It only knows one song. It’s trying its best.

[tochnyy]

it's not a pet.

[laviny]

Of course not.

It’s a cloak.

That is trying it’s best.

[tochnyy]

it should stop trying it's best near me!!!

[laviny]

Would it help if it learned another song?

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[shadysided]

I vote for the wizard's cloak.