[anon text] [ROSE WOES]

[kenpachi]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!

<b>Bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Tell us about your bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Why do they deserve to win?</b>

（ added a bit later... ）

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]

Comments

[deaddrop]

Bachelor/ette: Yelena Belova
Tell us about your bachelor/ette: She is always fashionably dressed in the most eye catching clothes in the room. She loves dogs, and reportedly has injured someone who came between her and a puppy. Funny, but you know, not as funny as she thinks she is. That's part of her charm.
Why do they deserve to win? No one can argue she's not eligible.

text — a-anon ;

[karaoqi]

while all of this is not untrue (like she really has an awesome sense of style and she's hilarious)

i mean how eligible is eligible anyway?

[ right?? like what even is that definition

hahaha


ha

ha ]

[kenpachi]

Hello, are you registering a vote for Yelena?

[karaoqi]

[ oh god


yes?

but

also no? ]

can i get back to you on that?

[kenpachi]

No :)

[karaoqi]

[ yeah

well

he'S DOING IT ANYWAY ]

text; anon

[deaddrop]

Do you know something we don't about her eligibility, anon?

[karaoqi]

what?

no no i don't know anything

[deaddrop]

So you are voting for her. Since she's so eligible.

[karaoqi]

[ screams internally

screams externally

(and remembers he is, in fact, on anon sO ITS FINE) ]

yeah sure

i think she'd look great on a collector's card

[kenpachi]

Thank you! Your vote for YELENA has been registered!



this has been an automatically generated response

[karaoqi]

[ fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ]

[karaoqi]

[ also theRE IS NO AUTOMATIC RESPONSE GENERATOR ]

[kenpachi]

（ son, u gonna argue with this face? ）

[karaoqi]

[ he wOULD IF HE KNEW WHAT THIS FACE LOOKED LIKE











maybe ]

[deaddrop]

I dare you to say that to her face.

[karaoqi]

yeah you know what

i just might

[ local internet anon is braver behind the screen than before it tbh ]

[deaddrop]

I expect pics.

[karaoqi]

not really the kiss-and-tell type

[deaddrop]

So there will be kissing.

[karaoqi]

[ screams ]

no

no it's like a saying

a metaphor

not literally kiss and tell

[ maybe

oh god ]

[deaddrop]

More fun my way.

text; anon

[doooooog]

we love a chick with good taste. +1

Text; un: belova

[laviny]

[Ok so she has mostly been ignoring this, but now she’s checking in late and]

Excuse me, I am exactly as funny as I think I am. I am hilarious.

[deaddrop]

That would be less cute.