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[anon text] [ROSE WOES]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!




๏ผˆ added a bit later... ๏ผ‰

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
y'know you're being really mean here
I'm someone looking for love, and you're intentionally sabotaging my chances
Are you anti-love? Awful, dude, just awful. Villain stuff, right there.๐Ÿ˜”
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
what's being a child-chomper gotta do with looking for love?
since when are those mutually exclusive.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it's libel!! It's falsified information created specifically to create a negative opinion of me!
What if you're some weirdo child-chomper???
And you're just accusing me to get the heat off YOURSELF.
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
whoa, me? some kind of baby-biter? ME, this guy, right here?
yeah man i slurp squirts all the time
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew it
you're not gonna get away with this, CHILD-CHOMPER.
Eating kids is one thing, but trying to ruin my chance at bachelorhood????
Unforgiveable!
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
listen, salmon roe is really good man
i don't know what to tell you
maybe take a date to get some sushi sometime. you can be minor diners together.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... I do really like salmon roe.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, you've got me convinced!
I'm giving up my career as a scientist to chomp on kids!
thanks for the life-changing inspo, my guy.
sorry about any vanishing youngsters in the near future, I'm putting them in sushi
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Finn. For comedy, you're gonna have to get ate.]

let me know if you need any cooking tips, my dude. romance goes down waaaaay better with a good meal.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, EAT 'EM.]

I'd appreciate it, actually
any particular dish you rec for a first date?
Like, I'm pretty new at this, despite past rumors
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on who you're cooking for. romance is aaaallll about theming the meal to the person.
who are you eyeing exactly?
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh I couldn't say exactly...
I'm so shy.
(ยดโ–ฝ`สƒโ™กฦช)

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Someone very classy.
Someone with really good tastes!
We're not talking fast food or hamburger helper here.
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah he's known you for five minutes and he knows that's a lie.]

right on, right on. a fancy meal for a fancy prospect.
what CAN you cook?
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-02 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
when you say 'cook'
do you mean, like....................... cook on an oven?
or can we count making a sandwich as cooking.
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-02 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
totally, bro. though the best sandwiches usually require a little cooking. not a hard and fast rule, tho.
so i guess you're going in a fancy sandwich direction for this hypothetical dinner? kind of a picnic lunch deal? could be pretty cute.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-03-03 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
She would totally like a picnic I think
I mean, the mystery person, they'd like a picnic
That actually sounds really nice, man. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
yeah dude, just hit me up. i've got a few foolproof picnic lunch combos that are guaranteed to get you to get you to at least tier 5.

come find me once you get a date with this chick on the books, we'll chef it up.