[anon text] [ROSE WOES]

[kenpachi]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!

<b>Bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Tell us about your bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Why do they deserve to win?</b>

（ added a bit later... ）

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]

Comments

[doooooog]

awwwww was it that obvious??? 😓

anyway are you gonna nominate kazuma or what?

[locumstudentesquire]

[He was really just guessing based on the use of the word 'homie', and this is what he gets for assuming Finn's the only one who says that.

Anyway there's a long pause before he actually replies, wherein he just. Stares at that message for a bit in confusion.]

If you want to vote for him, why don't you go ahead and nominate him? Don't try to enable me into it.

[doooooog]

but you know him so much better than i do. :((((
i thought you guys were bros man
don't you WANT him to win the most eligible single person on the ship award?

1/???

[locumstudentesquire]

[Wait a minute.]

2/???

[locumstudentesquire]

[Finn would NEVER admit that Ryunosuke knows Kazuma better than him!]

3/???

[locumstudentesquire]

[Ugh, stupid anonymous posting features!! How is he supposed to proceed like this?!]

4/4

[locumstudentesquire]

[After several minutes of deliberation and fretting over this Finn that he's 99% sure is an imposter, the best Ryunosuke can come up with is:]

No.

[kenpachi]

（ finnposter ）

[doooooog]

[To have the whole universe in your hands and then lose it over such a simple mistake...]

Text; un: raddude5000

[heroooic]

JAKE!! I know that’s you! Dont be impersonating me dude.



…Kazuma would never want to be nominated for this, he’s mysterious

text; anon

[doooooog]

who's jake

[kenpachi]

Ooh! What is a Jake?

[doooooog]

not sure. the word has a sort of effortless, ageless kind of cool to it, though.

[heroooic]

yeah if ageless means ‘recently turned 40’

[doooooog]

[ bro why ]

[kenpachi]

Ah! That's so old!!

[doooooog]

[ bro why??? ]

[shadysided]

Wow, that's pretty old.

Text; un: naruhodo

[locumstudentesquire]

I'm really sorry about that, Finn. I couldn't think of anyone else who uses that word? "Homie"? It threw me off for a moment, but I guess I know better now.

Also, who is Jake?

Re: Text; un: naruhodo

[heroooic]

he’s my BROTHER. He just got here, and he doesn’t know how to mind his own business

[Meant fondly]

[locumstudentesquire]

[His brother is here!? What!!!]

Well that certainly explains the similar vocabulary...

un: asogi

[karumic]

Am I mysterious?

Text; un: raddude5000

[heroooic]

yeah, very. I assume, on purpose. Like, that’s part of your whole deal, right?

[karumic]

I wasn't aware I had a deal.

[heroooic]

thats a very mysterious thing to say

[ He’s onto you, Kazuma, you can’t play dumb with him.]