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[kenpachi]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!

<b>Bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Tell us about your bachelor/ette:</b> <b>Why do they deserve to win?</b>

（ added a bit later... ）

And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]

Comments

[tochnyy]

that might happen.
even soldiers at war have keep these sorts of lists.

that only slows things down but back home we didn't need ear pieces for this sort of thing.

[shadysided]

I think I'll settle for 'disgruntled teenager' as a title instead. Soldier at war is a little too intense, even for me.
Don't tell me you're in on this too, Mr. Soldier.

[tochnyy]

i guess it's a big deal if you're normally not at war, huh

there's a reason this thing's anonymous, disgruntled teenager
i can't confirm or deny
i don't want to out my comrades

[shadysided]

UGH, loyalty at a time like this
can't we save that for the actual missions?

[tochnyy]

sometimes there is honor amongst thieves

maybe we need your mid-mission 'who's best dressed' poll to help with that.

[shadysided]

Don't trust me with that kind of thing
mine would be votes for... 'most likely to drink mysterious bottle and die from poisoning'
or 'most likely to get stuck in a toilet'.
maybe 'most likely to end up knocking themselves out in a fight'.

[tochnyy]

now those are interesting.

who d'ya think would win those?

[shadysided]

Hey, I'm just the host
the answers are all on the rest of you

[Also I play the character who is most likely to do all of those things.]

[tochnyy]

there's no rules about the host not voting

[shadysided]

I might need to do some investigatory work first
how likely are you to knock yourself out in a fight?

[tochnyy]

haven't so far so
and i was in a fighting ring

no trophy for me

[shadysided]

Hold on, you were in a fighting ring?

[tochnyy]

on the side
army never paid much

[shadysided]

That's pretty crazy.
That the army doesn't pay squat, but also the general idea.
... I guess it's a good way to keep your fighting sharp?

[tochnyy]

does it pay much where you're from?

yeah, if you keep winning. i did, by the way.

[shadysided]

... Point taken, where I'm from I'm pretty sure you're paid jack shit, too. Are you gloating at me, Mr. Fight Ring Champion?

[tochnyy]

at least the army is consistent everywhere?

me? gloat? never.

[shadysided]

At least there's that.

And why do I not believe you even a little?