text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[choicely]

On Belleteyn.

It doesn’t get more specific than that, I’m afraid.

[hallowing]

that sounds dark and mysterious so im choosing to think u are the same

are u?

wait dont tell me i dont want my perfect mental image ruined

[choicely]

I’ve been called worse for less, so I suppose that’s acceptable.

[hallowing]

i like u already

im dubbing u warlock tho

because the hatesex would be 🔥🔥🔥

[choicely]

The hatesex.

Between… you and I?

[hallowing]

hell yea mama ain't you feeling this chemistry??

we're about to make table salt i can tell

[choicely]

Whereas I can tell I’m already going to regret speaking to you.

[hallowing]

i have that affect on ppl

my blessing

and my curse

[choicely]

Are you capable of anything other than being an irritation?

[hallowing]

if u put a little hankie on my dick i can ventriloquize ghost sounds

[choicely]

Charming.

[hallowing]

am i not??? 🥺🥺🥺

im also nice to dogs and small children

and im VERY tall

[choicely]

Most men tend to exaggerate their height, in my experience.

[hallowing]

im ten feet tall in your dreams 😋😋😋


but no im like 6'4. no exaggeration needed i routinely run into low hanging light fixtures, hit my head on the occasional doorframe and am the bane of every fucking shower i've ever been in.

its a curse. a curse i tell u.

but i get to help l'il old grammas get groceries from the top shelf so i'll call that a win

[choicely]

I’ll believe that when I see it. [ a pause, and then: ] That wasn’t an invitation for you to enter my dreams.

In other words, you’ve got a tall reach and an ability for crude pantomime?

[hallowing]

and i sing like a cat tryin' to fuck on a roof


some consider that a virtue



the deaf, maybe???

[choicely]

So long as your room doesn’t border mine.

[hallowing]

i was just gonna sleep in the pantry like a hobo actually

[choicely]

Something tells me that’d go over well with everyone.

[hallowing]

then where would u recommend, sweetheart?

[choicely]

Not my room, before you get any ideas.

[hallowing]

sir and/or madame i would NEVER

i know when im not wanted 😔

[choicely]

Is that supposed to be a pout?

[hallowing]

does it make me seem sexily pathetic if i say yes???

[choicely]

Pathetic, yes. As for the rest, I wouldn’t even be able to say just yet.