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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

that's a new one for me.

wait

actually

wait

RENESMEE?

[ananym]

Who?

[hallowing]

rats i rly wanted her autograph


famous human/vampire hybrid


u wouldn't know her she goes to school in canada

[ananym]

I see.

I didn't think there were others.

[hallowing]

sorry sweetheart did i harsh ur sparkle??

im sure u are very special and unique also

[ananym]

[ sparkle . . . ]

I'm sure.

I have no relation to the Twilight Vampires though.

[hallowing]

excuse u, was i talking abt twilight???

[ananym]

Yes.

[hallowing]

did ximilia google just rat me out

what's her name

alexa?

[ananym]

Chishiya.

Someone who told me about them when I first arrive.

[hallowing]

noted

already on my shitlist.

[ananym]

For that?

[hallowing]

fate's a fickle mistress and so am i!!!

[ananym]

That much seems clear.

[hallowing]

i've decided u would be a fighter with some kinda multiclass into spellcasting.

[ananym]

That seems accurate enough.

[hallowing]

maybe a former paladin who broke from the fold


bc angsty backstories are hot af

[ananym]

Are they?

Personally I find them rather tedious.

[hallowing]

i mean they're tedious to LIVE

but attractive to behold u know?

[ananym]

Not particularly.

It just seems sad for everyone.

[hallowing]

how old are u, l'il dhampir baby?

[ananym]

Twenty. Why do you ask?

[hallowing]

（ his expression softens, and then: ）

yea.

you're right.

it's sad for everyone.

（ whatever irreverence he would have unloaded on anyone else is shut away, gently. twenty's just too fucking young. ）

[ananym]

I'll catch up soon enough. I have plenty of time.

[hallowing]

i bet.

ur from earth tho yea?