text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

black as hell

i'll need to do that whole bleaching rigamarole

[oiorpata]

That goes for the blonde too so I guess it's a matter of how much you wanna fuck with your hair then.

[hallowing]

weirdly, it grows back

[oiorpata]

Is that what happens? I've never cut my hair before in my life.

[ she likes to make herself laugh. ]

[hallowing]

rapunzel that u 😱😱😱😱

[oiorpata]

Just me and this shitty fucking tower

[hallowing]

and an ax???

[oiorpata]

Their first mistake was leaving it with me.

[hallowing]

more fool them

i dig this retelling tbqh

u can save urself AND get the hot prince/ss of ur preference

f'yeah

[oiorpata]

That's assuming they got me up there to begin with.

Either. Or both. So long as they plan to ditch the monarchy.

[hallowing]

oo i'm getting a NO GODS OR MASTERS vibe and it's upping ur hotness factor

u were already like a solid 8.4 just for the gender is a construct thing

[oiorpata]

God's not real so 🤷‍♀️

I'm honored.

[hallowing]

ur so valid for that

i've always thought if there are gods they've gotta be the most massive fucking cock-ups around u know??

and hey my rating system is flawless thank u

[oiorpata]

Cock ups and fucking useless in the end. People just make shit up as needed.

What can I do to make it to a 10?

[hallowing]

i want an ax pic 🤩🤩🤩

[oiorpata]

nsfw

[hallowing]

ur an 11 now tbqh

[oiorpata]

Now that's a really high honor.

[hallowing]

u gotta make a speech now that's the rule

[oiorpata]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears

[hallowing]

are u gonna put caesar in the ground tho

[oiorpata]

Not with that speech

I want no part in creating that power vacuum.

[hallowing]

et tu, brute?

[oiorpata]

[ ok but without even thinking she just replies in ancient latin. ]

See you at Philippi asshole

[ that's how it goes right. ]

[hallowing]

u have abutted the entirety of my knowledge of the classics im afraid