text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

so soon???


here i thought we had something good going 😭😭😭

[reneger]

aw, sweetheart
just because you're an annoying asshole doesn't mean we can't have a special bond

[hallowing]

im listening...

[reneger]

the canadian bit though
that might just do us in

[hallowing]

don't tell me ur racist too :(


yes canada is a race


i've already had this argument

[reneger]

maybe i just hate colorful cash

[hallowing]

u leave my monopoly money out of this

it's all the same when it's tucked into a g-string!!

[reneger]

probably a lot easier to clean too

[hallowing]

it is in fact waterproof

[reneger]

+1 points for monopoly money

[hallowing]

i would also like credit for poutine and hawaiian pizza pls & thank

[reneger]

nah

[hallowing]

u might be the worst person i've met here so far

and i've met ME

so that's saying a lot

[reneger]

that may be the best compliment i've gotten since i got here

[hallowing]

ur very welcome 😌

we'll get along just fine

did u introduce urself yet i have the memory of a parakeet on lsd

[reneger]

( jason realizes this is a "hey, introduce yourself", but - )

nope

[hallowing]

u wanna give it a go, or...

[reneger]

nope
what fun would that be

[hallowing]

im gonna call u cuddlebunny froufrou von heisencock.

[reneger]

i didn't realize we were at the petnames stage of our relationship

[hallowing]

what was that, cuddlebunny froufrou von heisencock? little timmy's down a well again???

[reneger]

please
cuddlebunny froufrou von heisencock was my father

[hallowing]

so i should call u junior in my best sean connery accent is that it???

[reneger]

just cuddlebunny works
but i'll take junior too ;)

[hallowing]

maybe i like using ur full name

maybe that's like

culturally polite in the faraway distant land of canada