// net.work

[AHHH — CHOO!

You know, like a sneeze. That's what comes through the feed involuntarily. A sneeze. Followed by a stuffy response:]

Noticed there've been some new faces since the last time, and I'm bored, so let's get this show on the road! My name is Dr. Newton Geiszler, but you can call be Newt; I'm not too big a deal, just one of the best scientists you'll ever meet. And I'm super funny, and super brave. All of the staples of a quality protagonist, y'know? [Is he joking? Is he not? He'll never tell. But anyway.] Welcome aboard the Ximilia! We've got a little time before we all get shot off to the next mission, so if you got questions, you'd better leave 'em here! Might as well, because I'm in quarantine until further notice.

Unless I get the munchies; then I'm sneaking outta here when Yujin and Chishiya aren't looking...

[Sorry, was that supposed to not be sent?]

I've got a handy dandy mandatory questionnaire for you to fill out! We've never done these before, so it'll be nice to see how it contributes to the comradery and engagement of our super awesome team of regret-fueled heroes! Or, uh, anti-heroes. Or villains. I'm not gonna psychologically evaluate alla' you, because none of my 6 PhD's fall under that umbrella. What I can say with complete certainty is a disproportionate amount of adults on this station are atypically hot, which is a crime against me.

[ACHOO-]

Name:
Date of Birth:
Current Mood:
Movie of choice:
Signature dance move:
Most questionable food you enjoy:

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