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π—₯π—œπ—§π—” 🌟 𝗙𝗔π—₯π—₯ ([personal profile] farr) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-02-25 11:10 pm

video; un: rita.farr β€” aka SUPERHERO CODENAME ASSIGNMENTS

[ of course, rita sets up a visual because the starlet always wants to be seen (except when she doesn't). at the present time, she seems rather enthusiastic like she's fighting a proud grin, one that suggests she's ready to give herself a pat on the back at any moment. ]

Good evening, everyone! For those who don't know me, I am Rita Farr, your Team Morale Coordinator.

[ wait, who assigned her that position? ]

As you all well know, we have been joining mission after mission with the intention of collecting orbs to protect the world and save towns from devastation. In a way, you might say we're ... space-travelling superheroes!

And as any superhero would tell you, it's very important to have codenames for our mission. Obviously, we often obtain our very own undercover civilian names. But in the line of duty, when we're in the heat of the fight, we should just as well have assigned titles to continue preserving our identities.

As the Ximilia's Team Morale Coordinator β€” [ again, who voted her into that position? ] I took it upon myself to select carefully crafted codenames for each and every one of you.

[ she then holds up a sheet of paper, featuring a list of all of the orbers, each with another name printed beside them. ]

You will find this list posted in the Mess Hall. Please take a moment at your best convenience to study the list and memorize each of the names listed for future use. Though I worked very hard to select them β€” [ she clears her throat, brushing her hair back. ] I suppose that if you have any issue with the name chosen for you, we can discuss making possible changes. Though I don't see why anyone would want to.


XIMILIA'S SUPERHERO CODENAME CHECKLIST:

Clarke β€” VINCENT VAN GIRL
Finn β€” BEAR BOY
Kovacs β€” BLACK LUNG
Dante β€” PIZZA HUT
Rita β€” ELASTI-WOMAN
Chuuta β€” BEATS
Ziggy β€” STARDUST
Dimitri β€” BREAD MAN
Yuri β€” SIR SECRET
Kazuma β€” SWASHBUCKLER
Ryunosuke β€” SWORDMASTERSITTER
Yujin β€” STACHE DADDY
Alina β€” SUNSHINE
Aleksander β€” SHADOW
Mal β€” GUNSHOW
Yzak β€” SIA
Helen β€” BELLE
Marta β€” LOTUS
Joel β€” TIMESTOPPER
Daisy β€” SHAKE SENORA
Natasha β€” JANE FONDA
Shaun β€” BANGLE BABE
Yelena β€” NIGHT VISION
Gwen β€” DRUMSTICKS
Itachi β€” PUZZLER DOGSHIT MCGIVENS
Andy β€” ATHENA
Joe β€” ADONIS
Sabriel β€” MYSTIC MAGIC
Joric β€” MR BEAD
Newt β€” MONSTER MASH
Felix β€” ARMORMAN
Dr. McCoy β€” DR SPACE
Cassian β€” INCOGNITO
Jyn β€” CAUTIONETTE
Steve β€” BOMBER KID
Dean β€” KANSAS
LΓΊthien β€” SIREN
Minimus β€” ROBOFOX
Rodimus β€” ROBOROD
Nie Huaising β€” FAN MAN
Wei Wuxian β€” MR FLUTE
Rand β€” ROBIN HOOD
Yennefer β€” VIOLET
Zhao β€” CHEF BANDIT
Viveca β€” VIXEN
Degar β€” WONDERWALL


( please note that none of the above is to be taken seriously and is in good fun! though rita very much likes to believe she has team leader qualifications and is entirely in her right to make assignments. but she's very bad at selecting names so if some of it seems nonsensical, it's on brand. she went by what she knows or assumes or whatever she likes. )
bindsthedead: (art-speech)

[personal profile] bindsthedead 2023-02-26 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
So? It's shorter than Mystic Magic, so it's easier to say in a fight.

[Also, it's literal meaning is 'Shakespeare reference relating to an executioner']

Isn't that what matters?
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audio; un: romanoff

[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's very nice, but I already have a codename. I've done the superhero team thing before.

And Jane Fonda is just a name.
heroooic: (pic#16107724)

1/2 audio --> video

[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Finn switches to video, purely so he can look her in the eye. He's confused, Sabz. Or maybe he's concerned, because clearly she was.]
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i'm sorrier

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not going to say anything but by GOD is he going to deflect this as hard as possible, Kazuma why do you say this shit in public--]

Asogi-kun, perhaps we could consider another code name entirely? Maybe something to do with his job, and not what he has or has not mastered...?
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2023-02-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Even though he carries it around everywhere?

You're giving him lessons, I hope.
Edited 2023-02-26 06:02 (UTC)
heroooic: (pic#16224766)

2/2

[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Girl, code names are about the cool factor. Efficiency is for paperwork, brah.
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[A what? A WHAT???]

Karuma is the ancestral katana of the Asogi family, passed down through generations and representing our noble history. It's NOT a stage prop.
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text; un: raddude5000

[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
hey i know what your codename could be
karumic: (pic#15816742)

[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
You mean something to do with being a lawyer?
Maybe something like... 'Ace Attorney'?
deaddrop: (pic#15027555)

text; un: romanoff

[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have the feeling this will be good.

What do you think my codename should be?
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's my family's sword. I didn't give it to him to wield it.

[It's more MEANINGFUL than that, GOSH.]
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2023-02-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Miss Farr said they were for using in the 'heat of a fight'. You want to keep things brief then.

[Sabriel is aware, vaguely, that what's considered fashionable and up to date is something that varies a lot from world to world. But she's pretty sure 'Mystic Magic' is not a good code name. It feels too long.]

Maybe if it was shorter. Like 'Miss Magic'?

No, Abhorsen still sounds better.
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
NETTLE! obviously.

tho actually that's more cute than cool. dink, hold on a sec. i gotta math this one out.

[The messages stop for a blessed five minutes before Finn is back, with a vengance.]

dude i got it. you ready for this?
softshoes: (🌸 08)

WHEEZE

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
'Ace Attorney'? It sounds a little too silly, don't you think?
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video; un: clarke

[personal profile] romancekiller 2023-02-26 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[vincent van girl? it takes her a moment but she sees what you did there rita!! there are some on the list she doesn't get the references to but you know what, she doesn't seem to mind her own in the slightest. it's way better than most nicknames or titles that have unfortunately stuck with her back home] That's really clever.

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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2023-02-26 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why then?

[Listen, she wouldn't let anyone else carry her family's sword without a really good reason. So she assumes Kazuma has one.]
azurelion: (gasping)

[personal profile] azurelion 2023-02-26 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
That is an interesting take. I never thought of bread that way.
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Finn just shakes his head. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Some people just didn't want to listen to reason.]

Man, I give up. This bear boy is out.
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[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I thought that was your nickname for me.

All right. Fire away. What do you think my codename should be?
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[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
It does seem like it might attract the wrong kind of attention.
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Miss Rita. He will respect and defend your helpful list to his last, but some things could not stand. At her questions, Finn nods sagely.]

Girl, listen. Lemme give you the whole story. Y'see, Kazuma runs this gang of lawyers back home. Ryu's kinda like... his accountant? [Wait, was that true? Or did he just make that up? Ryunosuke had all but told him most of this, so... yeah. It's probably true.] Or like, maybe errand boy is more accurate? I dunno. They have a lot of jooped-up words for griz in their worlds.

[Finn suddenly snaps his fingers together, pointing at Rita emphatically.]

I got it. Nerdmaster.

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