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π—₯π—œπ—§π—” 🌟 𝗙𝗔π—₯π—₯ ([personal profile] farr) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-02-25 11:10 pm

video; un: rita.farr β€” aka SUPERHERO CODENAME ASSIGNMENTS

[ of course, rita sets up a visual because the starlet always wants to be seen (except when she doesn't). at the present time, she seems rather enthusiastic like she's fighting a proud grin, one that suggests she's ready to give herself a pat on the back at any moment. ]

Good evening, everyone! For those who don't know me, I am Rita Farr, your Team Morale Coordinator.

[ wait, who assigned her that position? ]

As you all well know, we have been joining mission after mission with the intention of collecting orbs to protect the world and save towns from devastation. In a way, you might say we're ... space-travelling superheroes!

And as any superhero would tell you, it's very important to have codenames for our mission. Obviously, we often obtain our very own undercover civilian names. But in the line of duty, when we're in the heat of the fight, we should just as well have assigned titles to continue preserving our identities.

As the Ximilia's Team Morale Coordinator β€” [ again, who voted her into that position? ] I took it upon myself to select carefully crafted codenames for each and every one of you.

[ she then holds up a sheet of paper, featuring a list of all of the orbers, each with another name printed beside them. ]

You will find this list posted in the Mess Hall. Please take a moment at your best convenience to study the list and memorize each of the names listed for future use. Though I worked very hard to select them β€” [ she clears her throat, brushing her hair back. ] I suppose that if you have any issue with the name chosen for you, we can discuss making possible changes. Though I don't see why anyone would want to.


XIMILIA'S SUPERHERO CODENAME CHECKLIST:

Clarke β€” VINCENT VAN GIRL
Finn β€” BEAR BOY
Kovacs β€” BLACK LUNG
Dante β€” PIZZA HUT
Rita β€” ELASTI-WOMAN
Chuuta β€” BEATS
Ziggy β€” STARDUST
Dimitri β€” BREAD MAN
Yuri β€” SIR SECRET
Kazuma β€” SWASHBUCKLER
Ryunosuke β€” SWORDMASTERSITTER
Yujin β€” STACHE DADDY
Alina β€” SUNSHINE
Aleksander β€” SHADOW
Mal β€” GUNSHOW
Yzak β€” SIA
Helen β€” BELLE
Marta β€” LOTUS
Joel β€” TIMESTOPPER
Daisy β€” SHAKE SENORA
Natasha β€” JANE FONDA
Shaun β€” BANGLE BABE
Yelena β€” NIGHT VISION
Gwen β€” DRUMSTICKS
Itachi β€” PUZZLER DOGSHIT MCGIVENS
Andy β€” ATHENA
Joe β€” ADONIS
Sabriel β€” MYSTIC MAGIC
Joric β€” MR BEAD
Newt β€” MONSTER MASH
Felix β€” ARMORMAN
Dr. McCoy β€” DR SPACE
Cassian β€” INCOGNITO
Jyn β€” CAUTIONETTE
Steve β€” BOMBER KID
Dean β€” KANSAS
LΓΊthien β€” SIREN
Minimus β€” ROBOFOX
Rodimus β€” ROBOROD
Nie Huaising β€” FAN MAN
Wei Wuxian β€” MR FLUTE
Rand β€” ROBIN HOOD
Yennefer β€” VIOLET
Zhao β€” CHEF BANDIT
Viveca β€” VIXEN
Degar β€” WONDERWALL


( please note that none of the above is to be taken seriously and is in good fun! though rita very much likes to believe she has team leader qualifications and is entirely in her right to make assignments. but she's very bad at selecting names so if some of it seems nonsensical, it's on brand. she went by what she knows or assumes or whatever she likes. )
realists: (ro Β» holding)

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[personal profile] realists 2023-02-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
No
bindsthedead: (art-shock)

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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2023-02-26 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't 'Mystic Magic' a bit redundant?

Besides, I've already got another name people can call me by-'Abhorsen'.
Edited 2023-02-26 04:59 (UTC)
shadysided: (pic#15236526)

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[personal profile] shadysided 2023-02-26 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I have no complaints about this list.
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[personal profile] azurelion 2023-02-26 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Bread man sounds... not very intimidating.
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
'Swordmaster'? Ryunosuke can't use a sword to save his life.

[Kazuma should be Swordmaster, if anybody. Not that he's taking this personally or anything.]
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Scrutinizing the list for a long moment, Finn finds little to criticize. These felt right. Mostly. Descriptive, straight forward. There’s a few he has questions about; cultural references from the 20th century, no doubt, that sail over his head. But otherwise, great.

Until his eye hits one particular set of names on the list. ]


Uh, hold on. Rita. Ms. Farr. You should probably know that Ryunosuke, he’s just holding that sword. Like, for Kazuma? He can’t even use it. You might wanna rethink that one, asap.
Edited 2023-02-26 05:25 (UTC)
peasant: (alina-sab-00135)

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[personal profile] peasant 2023-02-26 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
if we HAVE to have titles i refuse to have matching nicknames with kirigan

[ gross, cooties, etc. ]

can't you change his
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[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Stache... Daddy?

[he says, visibly 1) mustachioed and 2) dilfy.]

Miss Farr, are these truly necessary?
coordination: (find me a nice kind man with 10 inches)

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[personal profile] coordination 2023-02-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
What is Sia even supposed to mean?
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[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-02-26 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not. I am not joining the ranks of 'Locus' and 'Sharkface' in the department of shitty names thank you very much. [Also, he is anything but a superhero... not that anyone needs to really know that.]


Besides, I already have a codename.
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2023-02-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's gonna laugh off screen for a moment first, but she still looks incredibly amused when she does decide to pop in. you know what, hers really isn't bad, andy can sit back and enjoy all this. ]

If it had to be Greek, it's probably one of the better choices.

[ does she give you war goddess vibes or something, rita? let her tell you about artimpasa next. ]
Edited 2023-02-26 05:58 (UTC)
locumstudentesquire: (Big concerns...)

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[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Um, Ms. Farr... I don't mean to be difficult, but. Putting his slander against my amateur martial arts abilities aside, my codename would suit Kazuma far better...
Edited 2023-02-26 05:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's very nice, but I already have a codename. I've done the superhero team thing before.

And Jane Fonda is just a name.
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[personal profile] romancekiller 2023-02-26 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[vincent van girl? it takes her a moment but she sees what you did there rita!! there are some on the list she doesn't get the references to but you know what, she doesn't seem to mind her own in the slightest. it's way better than most nicknames or titles that have unfortunately stuck with her back home] That's really clever.

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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-02-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take it as long as I can put 'Doctor' in front of mine.
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[personal profile] adept 2023-02-26 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really the hero type, yeah? Got no interest in the limelight... I'll leave it to the more dashing sorts.

[ Nevermind that he comes from the land of much chivalry β€” someone like him is not a suitable hero, so far as he's concerned.

He's actively dissuaded a child who said she wanted to grow up to be like him... But all that is personal, therefore- ]


Besides, who ever said I wasn't using a moniker already?
Edited (sorry for the edits, spotted a couple mistakes) 2023-02-26 07:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fungicidal 2023-02-26 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Change it.
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[personal profile] homeostatic 2023-02-26 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Darlin', ( he drawls, hedging a bit, ) While I appreciate the work you put in, I don't need a code name.

I'm a doctor, not a superhero.
Edited (he's gonna not be as rude lmf) 2023-02-26 14:37 (UTC)
morethan084: (amused/impressed)

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[personal profile] morethan084 2023-02-26 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
not the worst thing I’ve been called

[Destroyer of Worlds was way worse.]
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[personal profile] asymbiotic 2023-02-26 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait

Is that because

There have to be other people here who brought music players with them. Right?


[the absolute cringe he is experiencing right now realizing that "listening to music 24/7" has apparently given him the reputation of "guy who listens to music 24/7".]
Edited 2023-02-26 14:08 (UTC)
shishkabob: (no one else could ever hold a candle)

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[personal profile] shishkabob 2023-02-26 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[chortling SO HARD give him a minute]

Hey, look, Pizza Hut's great and all, but I'm pretty sure if I went around calling myself Pizza Hut, the lawsuits would send me even further into debt than I already am.

[How far into debt even are you, Dante???]

Who's Gunshow? Can I be Gunshow instead? I have two handguns and a shotgun.
Edited 2023-02-26 14:36 (UTC)
legalcy: (🎡 are you kidding me)

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[personal profile] legalcy 2023-02-26 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Squints. Isn't this that actress that Minimus isn't too fond of?]

You want us to call each other things like "Bangle Babe" during missions?

Also, it's called a *turbofox*.
spikedbats: (067)

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[personal profile] spikedbats 2023-02-26 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid??

[ He just turned twenty, okay, he's very offended. ]

Not sure what qualifies me as a bomber -- wait do Molotov cocktails count? How do you know about that??

[ Dude, it's your jacket, calm down, this is why you're still "kid." ]
Edited 2023-02-26 15:27 (UTC)
cruelyethuman: (pic#15026676)

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[personal profile] cruelyethuman 2023-02-26 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Shadow? Have you been talking to commander Degar, miss Farr?
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[personal profile] tochnyy 2023-02-26 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i don’t carry my guns around and show them off. why gun show? [ he shows off a lot of different things first!!! ]
Edited 2023-02-26 17:33 (UTC)

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