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π—₯π—œπ—§π—” 🌟 𝗙𝗔π—₯π—₯ ([personal profile] farr) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-02-25 11:10 pm

video; un: rita.farr β€” aka SUPERHERO CODENAME ASSIGNMENTS

[ of course, rita sets up a visual because the starlet always wants to be seen (except when she doesn't). at the present time, she seems rather enthusiastic like she's fighting a proud grin, one that suggests she's ready to give herself a pat on the back at any moment. ]

Good evening, everyone! For those who don't know me, I am Rita Farr, your Team Morale Coordinator.

[ wait, who assigned her that position? ]

As you all well know, we have been joining mission after mission with the intention of collecting orbs to protect the world and save towns from devastation. In a way, you might say we're ... space-travelling superheroes!

And as any superhero would tell you, it's very important to have codenames for our mission. Obviously, we often obtain our very own undercover civilian names. But in the line of duty, when we're in the heat of the fight, we should just as well have assigned titles to continue preserving our identities.

As the Ximilia's Team Morale Coordinator β€” [ again, who voted her into that position? ] I took it upon myself to select carefully crafted codenames for each and every one of you.

[ she then holds up a sheet of paper, featuring a list of all of the orbers, each with another name printed beside them. ]

You will find this list posted in the Mess Hall. Please take a moment at your best convenience to study the list and memorize each of the names listed for future use. Though I worked very hard to select them β€” [ she clears her throat, brushing her hair back. ] I suppose that if you have any issue with the name chosen for you, we can discuss making possible changes. Though I don't see why anyone would want to.


XIMILIA'S SUPERHERO CODENAME CHECKLIST:

Clarke β€” VINCENT VAN GIRL
Finn β€” BEAR BOY
Kovacs β€” BLACK LUNG
Dante β€” PIZZA HUT
Rita β€” ELASTI-WOMAN
Chuuta β€” BEATS
Ziggy β€” STARDUST
Dimitri β€” BREAD MAN
Yuri β€” SIR SECRET
Kazuma β€” SWASHBUCKLER
Ryunosuke β€” SWORDMASTERSITTER
Yujin β€” STACHE DADDY
Alina β€” SUNSHINE
Aleksander β€” SHADOW
Mal β€” GUNSHOW
Yzak β€” SIA
Helen β€” BELLE
Marta β€” LOTUS
Joel β€” TIMESTOPPER
Daisy β€” SHAKE SENORA
Natasha β€” JANE FONDA
Shaun β€” BANGLE BABE
Yelena β€” NIGHT VISION
Gwen β€” DRUMSTICKS
Itachi β€” PUZZLER DOGSHIT MCGIVENS
Andy β€” ATHENA
Joe β€” ADONIS
Sabriel β€” MYSTIC MAGIC
Joric β€” MR BEAD
Newt β€” MONSTER MASH
Felix β€” ARMORMAN
Dr. McCoy β€” DR SPACE
Cassian β€” INCOGNITO
Jyn β€” CAUTIONETTE
Steve β€” BOMBER KID
Dean β€” KANSAS
LΓΊthien β€” SIREN
Minimus β€” ROBOFOX
Rodimus β€” ROBOROD
Nie Huaising β€” FAN MAN
Wei Wuxian β€” MR FLUTE
Rand β€” ROBIN HOOD
Yennefer β€” VIOLET
Zhao β€” CHEF BANDIT
Viveca β€” VIXEN
Degar β€” WONDERWALL


( please note that none of the above is to be taken seriously and is in good fun! though rita very much likes to believe she has team leader qualifications and is entirely in her right to make assignments. but she's very bad at selecting names so if some of it seems nonsensical, it's on brand. she went by what she knows or assumes or whatever she likes. )
karumic: (pic#15816805)

[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[A what? A WHAT???]

Karuma is the ancestral katana of the Asogi family, passed down through generations and representing our noble history. It's NOT a stage prop.
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He has no idea what any of that means.]

There's no one else I'd trust to take better care of it.
locumstudentesquire: (Uuugh)

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's in hell right now.]

I'm not his errand boy! Also, that code name just makes me sound like some kind of idiot who's keen on sitting down atop dangerous weapons!
softshoes: (πŸ‘ž 50)

private.... lmao.....

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Text to spare them all the embarrassment, because you're all a bunch of PERVERTS and somebody has to say it.]

Miss Farr. I beg your pardon for the interruption.

If 'Stache Daddy', tame as it is, was misinterpreted, it's entirely possible that 'Swordsitter' could be. Well... it could be read as something far... more crude... than a sword babysitter.
softshoes: (πŸ‘ž 20)

ALSO UNPRIVATE,,,

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'S GONNA GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE IN THE SUNLIGHT ROOM AND DIE!!!!!]

I'm sorry! I'm only trying to see from everyone else's perspective!!
locumstudentesquire: (He's withering)

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I missing something here??
softshoes: (πŸ‘ž 50)

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no! Everything's fine, Naruhodo.

So, how about 'Ace Attorney' after all?
locumstudentesquire: (Terrifying!)

1/???

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's too late. In the seconds after he sent his last message, Ryunosuke has been puzzling over the odd gap in the conversation, and sudden reaction that Rita has... Which, combined with the context of the nightmare that is the discourse over Yujin's OWN code name, finally makes it all click.]
locumstudentesquire: (5... 4... 3... 2...)

2/???

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[?????????????]
locumstudentesquire: (AGGGACK)

3/????

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! YES! Yes, that seems far more [don't say fitting, don't say fitting] appropriate for me, I think!
locumstudentesquire: (Head in hands)

4/4

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[and as usual, the more flustered he gets, the more likely he is to accidentally just think-post shit he doesn't actually mean to say:]

I can't believe I didn't catch on to that...
softshoes: (🌸 08)

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel any better, it only occurred to me after the commotion around my own code name.

[And needing context clues to figure out what the hell a 'babysitter' was, but who's counting.]
locumstudentesquire: (Uuugh)

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-28 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
The people on this crew are so,

[...He's at a loss for an appropriate adjective. The unfinished message goes through anyway.]
softshoes: art by <user name=shino_dgs site=twitter.com> (πŸ‘ž 60)

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[HORNY?!?!? YEAH, KIDDO, THEY SURE ARE.]

In a tight-knit group, in an enclosed vessel, with little else to do? They are. I agree.
locumstudentesquire: (sweating chibi)

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-28 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually, he was thinking more along the lines of 'shameless'? 'Lewd'? Something like that.

But Ryunosuke thinks he'd rather just drop this and never speak of it again, so.]


πŸ˜–
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[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-28 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
πŸ˜“

[The feeling is MUTUAL, so that's all he's got to offer in response.]
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[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fun fact, apparently the term 'babysitter' wasn't actually used until 1937. Thus, this is only confusing him further.]

Look, I've never heard of a babysitter before, but based on how it sounds, that's EXACTLY what I'd assume it means? So I think, maybe, it's not actually as straightforward as you seem to think it is?
Edited 2023-02-26 22:35 (UTC)