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π—₯π—œπ—§π—” 🌟 𝗙𝗔π—₯π—₯ ([personal profile] farr) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-02-25 11:10 pm

video; un: rita.farr β€” aka SUPERHERO CODENAME ASSIGNMENTS

[ of course, rita sets up a visual because the starlet always wants to be seen (except when she doesn't). at the present time, she seems rather enthusiastic like she's fighting a proud grin, one that suggests she's ready to give herself a pat on the back at any moment. ]

Good evening, everyone! For those who don't know me, I am Rita Farr, your Team Morale Coordinator.

[ wait, who assigned her that position? ]

As you all well know, we have been joining mission after mission with the intention of collecting orbs to protect the world and save towns from devastation. In a way, you might say we're ... space-travelling superheroes!

And as any superhero would tell you, it's very important to have codenames for our mission. Obviously, we often obtain our very own undercover civilian names. But in the line of duty, when we're in the heat of the fight, we should just as well have assigned titles to continue preserving our identities.

As the Ximilia's Team Morale Coordinator β€” [ again, who voted her into that position? ] I took it upon myself to select carefully crafted codenames for each and every one of you.

[ she then holds up a sheet of paper, featuring a list of all of the orbers, each with another name printed beside them. ]

You will find this list posted in the Mess Hall. Please take a moment at your best convenience to study the list and memorize each of the names listed for future use. Though I worked very hard to select them β€” [ she clears her throat, brushing her hair back. ] I suppose that if you have any issue with the name chosen for you, we can discuss making possible changes. Though I don't see why anyone would want to.


XIMILIA'S SUPERHERO CODENAME CHECKLIST:

Clarke β€” VINCENT VAN GIRL
Finn β€” BEAR BOY
Kovacs β€” BLACK LUNG
Dante β€” PIZZA HUT
Rita β€” ELASTI-WOMAN
Chuuta β€” BEATS
Ziggy β€” STARDUST
Dimitri β€” BREAD MAN
Yuri β€” SIR SECRET
Kazuma β€” SWASHBUCKLER
Ryunosuke β€” SWORDMASTERSITTER
Yujin β€” STACHE DADDY
Alina β€” SUNSHINE
Aleksander β€” SHADOW
Mal β€” GUNSHOW
Yzak β€” SIA
Helen β€” BELLE
Marta β€” LOTUS
Joel β€” TIMESTOPPER
Daisy β€” SHAKE SENORA
Natasha β€” JANE FONDA
Shaun β€” BANGLE BABE
Yelena β€” NIGHT VISION
Gwen β€” DRUMSTICKS
Itachi β€” PUZZLER DOGSHIT MCGIVENS
Andy β€” ATHENA
Joe β€” ADONIS
Sabriel β€” MYSTIC MAGIC
Joric β€” MR BEAD
Newt β€” MONSTER MASH
Felix β€” ARMORMAN
Dr. McCoy β€” DR SPACE
Cassian β€” INCOGNITO
Jyn β€” CAUTIONETTE
Steve β€” BOMBER KID
Dean β€” KANSAS
LΓΊthien β€” SIREN
Minimus β€” ROBOFOX
Rodimus β€” ROBOROD
Nie Huaising β€” FAN MAN
Wei Wuxian β€” MR FLUTE
Rand β€” ROBIN HOOD
Yennefer β€” VIOLET
Zhao β€” CHEF BANDIT
Viveca β€” VIXEN
Degar β€” WONDERWALL


( please note that none of the above is to be taken seriously and is in good fun! though rita very much likes to believe she has team leader qualifications and is entirely in her right to make assignments. but she's very bad at selecting names so if some of it seems nonsensical, it's on brand. she went by what she knows or assumes or whatever she likes. )
karumic: (pic#15816799)

[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, bud, truth is always more boring than a teenager's imagination :(]

Well, first of all, I don't run a gang, and Ryunosuke isn't an accountant. Where did you get that idea?
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-03-04 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, from Ryunosuke, he told me all about your rival gang. The Bobbies?

[ Admittedly, not a great name for a gang, but he wasn’t trying to judge the naming conventions of other people’s worlds.]
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-03-14 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
The...

[Ah. Kazuma is starting to see the shape of Finn's misimpression.]

The "bobbies" refer to the police forces of London. They aren't a gang. [Not in that sense, anyway.] I work with them often, actually.

...Has Ryunosuke been in trouble with the police? [Concerning.]
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-03-16 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Finn considers this reveal for a long moment of silence. ]
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-03-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
He really did not make that clear.

[ This was really shifting Finn’s view of what he thought he’d known about their world. Which it turns out, is precious little. ]

No, he’s not in trouble…but he totally made it sound like you guys have problems with them back home! Now you’re saying you work with them?
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-03-16 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[What on earth? Finn clearly has the wrong idea about a lot of things, but the idea of Ryunosuke being in any situation that could be even vaguely described as "problems with the cops" is concerning. It's time to bring the man himself into this Zoom call.]

Ryunosuke Naruhodo, explain yourself.
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audio; un: naruhodo

[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-03-16 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[WHO WHAT? HE TOTALLY WASN'T LISTENING IN OR ANYTHING--]

Wha-- Me? Why am I suddenly the one under scrutiny here?!
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-03-16 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Any idea why Finn seems to be under the impression you're in trouble with the police?

[Said mildly, yet sternly.]
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[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-03-16 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nearly as mild, but with the subtlest undertone of sass:]

Well, I have been in trouble with the Japanese police, if you recall.

[Just pointing that out. Helpfully. Like, maybe he shouldn't bring that up in front of Finn but the point is, it's not as if they've never had problems with the police...]

But that aside... I sort of recall telling him something about how the local patrolmen would get a bit touchy about my carrying Karuma around in public? ...Pretty much exactly as I was concerned about when you first informed me you'd be bringing it with you.

[There might be a little bit of 'I told you so' in his tone on that last point.]