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π—₯π—œπ—§π—” 🌟 𝗙𝗔π—₯π—₯ ([personal profile] farr) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-02-25 11:10 pm

video; un: rita.farr β€” aka SUPERHERO CODENAME ASSIGNMENTS

[ of course, rita sets up a visual because the starlet always wants to be seen (except when she doesn't). at the present time, she seems rather enthusiastic like she's fighting a proud grin, one that suggests she's ready to give herself a pat on the back at any moment. ]

Good evening, everyone! For those who don't know me, I am Rita Farr, your Team Morale Coordinator.

[ wait, who assigned her that position? ]

As you all well know, we have been joining mission after mission with the intention of collecting orbs to protect the world and save towns from devastation. In a way, you might say we're ... space-travelling superheroes!

And as any superhero would tell you, it's very important to have codenames for our mission. Obviously, we often obtain our very own undercover civilian names. But in the line of duty, when we're in the heat of the fight, we should just as well have assigned titles to continue preserving our identities.

As the Ximilia's Team Morale Coordinator β€” [ again, who voted her into that position? ] I took it upon myself to select carefully crafted codenames for each and every one of you.

[ she then holds up a sheet of paper, featuring a list of all of the orbers, each with another name printed beside them. ]

You will find this list posted in the Mess Hall. Please take a moment at your best convenience to study the list and memorize each of the names listed for future use. Though I worked very hard to select them β€” [ she clears her throat, brushing her hair back. ] I suppose that if you have any issue with the name chosen for you, we can discuss making possible changes. Though I don't see why anyone would want to.


XIMILIA'S SUPERHERO CODENAME CHECKLIST:

Clarke β€” VINCENT VAN GIRL
Finn β€” BEAR BOY
Kovacs β€” BLACK LUNG
Dante β€” PIZZA HUT
Rita β€” ELASTI-WOMAN
Chuuta β€” BEATS
Ziggy β€” STARDUST
Dimitri β€” BREAD MAN
Yuri β€” SIR SECRET
Kazuma β€” SWASHBUCKLER
Ryunosuke β€” SWORDMASTERSITTER
Yujin β€” STACHE DADDY
Alina β€” SUNSHINE
Aleksander β€” SHADOW
Mal β€” GUNSHOW
Yzak β€” SIA
Helen β€” BELLE
Marta β€” LOTUS
Joel β€” TIMESTOPPER
Daisy β€” SHAKE SENORA
Natasha β€” JANE FONDA
Shaun β€” BANGLE BABE
Yelena β€” NIGHT VISION
Gwen β€” DRUMSTICKS
Itachi β€” PUZZLER DOGSHIT MCGIVENS
Andy β€” ATHENA
Joe β€” ADONIS
Sabriel β€” MYSTIC MAGIC
Joric β€” MR BEAD
Newt β€” MONSTER MASH
Felix β€” ARMORMAN
Dr. McCoy β€” DR SPACE
Cassian β€” INCOGNITO
Jyn β€” CAUTIONETTE
Steve β€” BOMBER KID
Dean β€” KANSAS
LΓΊthien β€” SIREN
Minimus β€” ROBOFOX
Rodimus β€” ROBOROD
Nie Huaising β€” FAN MAN
Wei Wuxian β€” MR FLUTE
Rand β€” ROBIN HOOD
Yennefer β€” VIOLET
Zhao β€” CHEF BANDIT
Viveca β€” VIXEN
Degar β€” WONDERWALL


( please note that none of the above is to be taken seriously and is in good fun! though rita very much likes to believe she has team leader qualifications and is entirely in her right to make assignments. but she's very bad at selecting names so if some of it seems nonsensical, it's on brand. she went by what she knows or assumes or whatever she likes. )
softshoes: art by <user name=shino_dgs site=twitter.com> (πŸ‘ž 58)

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think so?

[Genuinely, he just thought it sounded kind of silly.]

In what way?
deaddrop: (neriene radiata)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't Athena supposed to be a virgin?

[Sorry, has to comment on that.]
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[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ah… Do you think so?

[NOT HIM OVER HERE JUST ABOUT TO SUGGEST THE SAME EXACT THING…]
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[What the fuck?]

None of that is true.
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[personal profile] peasant 2023-02-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ story of her life, tbh. unseen: the flare of her nostrils and a barely restrained simmer of a disasterous temper. ]

it's not my fault, either. i'd much rather they weren't.

i have titles. you could use those.
or you can try changing his to "general prick". far more poetic if you ask me.
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Partner to partner communication!]

Nonsense. The alliteration makes it memorable.
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[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
AND it’s a vast improvement over β€˜fingermaster’.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-02-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take it as long as I can put 'Doctor' in front of mine.
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[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Another good point against Nettle. Finn hadn't explicitly thought of it as their special thing until she mentioned it, but now that she has it's all but codified in his head. Anyone who said it other than him was going to get a serious side eye going forward.]

alright. get this: Anita Therapist

[You know, like your sisters funny joke that he's totally stealing? Natasha might not be able to see him, but something about the vibration of this mind-text gives the distinct impression that the sender is losing a battle with the giggles.]
Edited 2023-02-26 06:31 (UTC)
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[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Memorable, yes. But it does sound somewhat... far-fetched. People might think it suspicious.
softshoes: (πŸ‘ž 22)

not here

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ryu my GOD he was trying to GET AWAY FROM FINGERMASTER]
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2023-02-26 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you like yours?
heroooic: (053)

1/2

[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Let's say it has certain implications.
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2/2

[personal profile] heroooic 2023-02-26 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, huh? Ryunosuke told me himself, bro.

[He definitely didn't tell him this.]

You don't gotta be shy, it's cool! The Bobbies can't get you here, man.
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[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
You think so?
He does have a turn for vaudeville.


[Apparently this is turning into a lawyer-themed variety show.]
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[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. Of course. I don't mean to be a bother, as you did do all this work, it's just... we could also simply use our civilian aliases on their own as we go, could we not? It might even be simpler that way.

[...]

Though they are growing on me a little.

[Not his own, though. Sorry Rita.]
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[personal profile] locumstudentesquire 2023-02-26 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[FINGERMASTER IS TERRIBLE AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHY KAZUMA DESERVES TO BE PUBLICLY REAMED FOR IT.]
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-02-26 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
It sure does! Hubba hubba, 'stache daddy!

[hope this helps, yujin]
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[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is he your type? I could see if he'd be interested...
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text; un: kovacs

[personal profile] kovach 2023-02-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ obviously, he's not acknowledging any of this name shit, but this is at least enough to earn a sliver of his attention. ]

How about Fuckface?
softshoes: (πŸ‘ž 51)

video -> audio

[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He does NOT turn the video off fast enough for the whole ship to see that he's turning bright red. WHOOPS!!!]

Oh.

Th-- those implications.

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