kenpachi: (pic#16100676)
𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 ([personal profile] kenpachi) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-03-02 07:46 am

[anon text] [ROSE WOES]

Hello! A little light-hearted fun, shall we?

Please nominate your favourite eligible bachelor/ette aboard the Ximilia, and vote for who you believe deserves the title of Ximilia's Most Eligible Bachelor/ette!

The deadline is MARCH 3RD at 9:00 AM local time! Get your votes in quickly, everyone!

The winner can be featured on a commemorative trading card for the month of March. :) If he or she agrees, in any case. If they refuse, the title will go to the runner-up!

Thank you!




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And if anyone wishes to opt out of participation, please say so!

NOMINEES SO FAR:

ANDY (who sounds like a very interesting individual!)
NEWT (who doesn't love a good tattoo?) STRONGLY DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING A CANNIBAL!
RITA (an actress! this is where I'd put my vote if I wasn't staying perfectly impartial!)
A GHOST?! (how terrifying!)
FINN (something about hearts...?)
YELENA (who doesn't love dogs? They're so cute and loyal!)
SABRIEL (a classy magic user has entered the ring!)
TAKESHI (I think he grows peaches? By all the voting, it seems he's kindly enough to share!)
ZHAO (a dragon chef!)
YENNEFER (I am given to understand she is on fire... perhaps someone should check on her...?)
WEI WUXIAN (I hear his hair is amazing!)
SHAUN XU (I think we were promised shirtless pictures...)
ALEKSANDER (are we sure about this one?)
STEVE (It seems like Wei Wuxian has some competition for 'best hair on the station'!)
DR. MCCOY (A medical man, and has anyone heard that accent? Charming!)
YUJIN (x2! and he tapdances! Wow, there are so many doctors here!!)
A FINE CLOAK? (is this... legal? Do people wish to date drapery?)
RYUNOSUKE (A lawyer! Do we need those here? But not a picky eater at least!)
DIMITRI (He rescues cats from trees! What's not to love?)
MAL (I hear you can get lost in his eyes! Sounds dreamy!)



[ooc; not to be taken too seriously, Unohana runs several newspaper columns in her own world and gets up to Shenanigans with the Shinigami Women's Association. She's a tiny bit of a troll but hides it behind the Soft Matron Energy.

... also it's a good way to gather information c:]
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
what'd you think it was for, homie? you got the same speech about blue orbs we all did. shouldn't be a surprise.
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[personal profile] actofgod 2023-03-04 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CAN'T BELIEVE UR ANON WANKING JAKE ]

Uh . . . not this.

[ Wait ]

"Homie"?
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-04 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[CHAOS LIVES IN THE MARGINS, PAL]

no reaction to the blue orbs joke? really, bro? i'm giving these away for free over here!

don't tell me you've never heard of homies either


[What a tragic existence....]
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[personal profile] actofgod 2023-03-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ All that comedy genius, wasted ]

Is it an insult? Because I actually thought I knew all of 'em.
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-05 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
homie? dude, that's not an insult. homies is like... that's your bros, your dawgs, your ride-or-dies, your main squeezes, your besties, your hambones. i could go on, dude!

you getting any of this?
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[personal profile] actofgod 2023-03-05 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ HIS HAMBONES, OF COURSE, DUH ]

Oh, well, why didn't you just say so!
doooooog: (jjjj)

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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
you don't got a clue, do you?
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[personal profile] actofgod 2023-03-05 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I got the gist!

So why are you hiding your identity, anyway?
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
more fun that way, don't you think? it's not like I need to. I stand bys what I says.

a newbie over text may as well be the same as anon, anyway.
[Says the also-newbie.] you could be anybody, man!
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[personal profile] actofgod 2023-03-05 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm new? Maybe you just never noticed me before?
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[personal profile] doooooog 2023-03-05 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah? i'm calling your bluff, man. how long you been here exactly?