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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

why not???

talking raccoons are pretty lit where im from ill have u know

[ananym]

It sounds like a non-answer for humour's sake.

[hallowing]

or it's a masterful evasion bc the real answer is just so sad and angsty i can't bear to utter it aloud 😔😔😔

[ananym]

No, but this is closer to one.

[hallowing]

u can't see it but im laughing.

nah, man. not human, but folks don't usually believe me when i say what i actually am so i keep it on the DL u know

[ananym]

I doubt it'll matter much in this environment.

I am half-human as well.

[hallowing]

that's a new one for me.

wait

actually

wait

RENESMEE?

[ananym]

Who?

[hallowing]

rats i rly wanted her autograph


famous human/vampire hybrid


u wouldn't know her she goes to school in canada

[ananym]

I see.

I didn't think there were others.

[hallowing]

sorry sweetheart did i harsh ur sparkle??

im sure u are very special and unique also

[ananym]

[ sparkle . . . ]

I'm sure.

I have no relation to the Twilight Vampires though.

[hallowing]

excuse u, was i talking abt twilight???

[ananym]

Yes.

[hallowing]

did ximilia google just rat me out

what's her name

alexa?

[ananym]

Chishiya.

Someone who told me about them when I first arrive.

[hallowing]

noted

already on my shitlist.

[ananym]

For that?

[hallowing]

fate's a fickle mistress and so am i!!!

[ananym]

That much seems clear.

[hallowing]

i've decided u would be a fighter with some kinda multiclass into spellcasting.

[ananym]

That seems accurate enough.

[hallowing]

maybe a former paladin who broke from the fold


bc angsty backstories are hot af

[ananym]

Are they?

Personally I find them rather tedious.

[hallowing]

i mean they're tedious to LIVE

but attractive to behold u know?