text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

tu parles français? bien, moi aussi. canadien STYLE baby.

actual france-french can suck my dick tho. pompous fuckers.

no!! but that'd be hilarious.

it's a haircut. like.

u know the one.

bitchy middle aged women who are like excuse ME my hawaiian pizza has PINEAPPLE on it?

[oiorpata]

Oui. Je peux parler des deux. France est la pire.

Oh yeah those kinds of assholes. Maybe just do your own little simulation instead of bringing that energy on board.

[hallowing]

i think i have a new fave babe here fyeahhh boi and/or grrl.

no i need the haircut its important

and the bleach blond hair with the caramel highlights

it's ART

[oiorpata]

I know you're fishing but maybe I'll just keep you guessing.

Terrible idea. Go with bright blue instead.

[hallowing]

i am not fishing i am being INCLUSIVE

i fuck all gender configurations it matters not to me tbqh

i do look good in blue so maybe that's a bop i could vibe with...

[oiorpata]

Gender's a construct, so solid choice. You miss out when you limit yourself.

What's it normally?

[hallowing]

black as hell

i'll need to do that whole bleaching rigamarole

[oiorpata]

That goes for the blonde too so I guess it's a matter of how much you wanna fuck with your hair then.

[hallowing]

weirdly, it grows back

[oiorpata]

Is that what happens? I've never cut my hair before in my life.

[ she likes to make herself laugh. ]

[hallowing]

rapunzel that u 😱😱😱😱

[oiorpata]

Just me and this shitty fucking tower

[hallowing]

and an ax???

[oiorpata]

Their first mistake was leaving it with me.

[hallowing]

more fool them

i dig this retelling tbqh

u can save urself AND get the hot prince/ss of ur preference

f'yeah

[oiorpata]

That's assuming they got me up there to begin with.

Either. Or both. So long as they plan to ditch the monarchy.

[hallowing]

oo i'm getting a NO GODS OR MASTERS vibe and it's upping ur hotness factor

u were already like a solid 8.4 just for the gender is a construct thing

[oiorpata]

God's not real so 🤷‍♀️

I'm honored.

[hallowing]

ur so valid for that

i've always thought if there are gods they've gotta be the most massive fucking cock-ups around u know??

and hey my rating system is flawless thank u

[oiorpata]

Cock ups and fucking useless in the end. People just make shit up as needed.

What can I do to make it to a 10?

[hallowing]

i want an ax pic 🤩🤩🤩

[oiorpata]

nsfw

[hallowing]

ur an 11 now tbqh

[oiorpata]

Now that's a really high honor.

[hallowing]

u gotta make a speech now that's the rule