text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

absolutely not, then u'd have one more thing to cut urself on

[reneger]

or cut them on

[hallowing]

oh come on, we were getting on so famously. don't tell me ur a bully TOO, i'd have to go cry

[reneger]

only to the asshole nerds
feels like you might fit the criteria

[hallowing]

oh i 100 percent do.

but im also cute af if that changes your mind and my favourite t-shirt says DON'T BULLY ME I'LL CUM

[reneger]

bullying masochists really takes the fun out of it
are you ruining this for me on purpose?

[hallowing]

yes

is it working?

[reneger]

honestly?
not even a little bit

[hallowing]

well idk if that's what u intended or not but u just made my dick tingle

[reneger]

( he almost, almost sends out a message somewhere along the line of ';) that'll be the last time your dick feels much of anything' except. jason knows damn well that's not going to get the desired effect either - whatever that is, because fuck if he knows what he's aiming for here. )

if i'd known you were this easy, i would've just jumped right into it

[hallowing]

u can jump right onto it instead 😘😘😘

[reneger]

you'd have to woo me a lot harder for that

[hallowing]

oh, i can woo.

dinner, dancing, poetry, what's ur poison


im one of those annoying jack-of-all-trades guys that's just obnoxiously good at fucking everything

really, idk how i'm not tired of me yet

[reneger]

i'm starting to get there

you can figure it out on your own, i'm sure you'll do fine 😘😘😘

[hallowing]

so soon???


here i thought we had something good going 😭😭😭

[reneger]

aw, sweetheart
just because you're an annoying asshole doesn't mean we can't have a special bond

[hallowing]

im listening...

[reneger]

the canadian bit though
that might just do us in

[hallowing]

don't tell me ur racist too :(


yes canada is a race


i've already had this argument

[reneger]

maybe i just hate colorful cash

[hallowing]

u leave my monopoly money out of this

it's all the same when it's tucked into a g-string!!

[reneger]

probably a lot easier to clean too

[hallowing]

it is in fact waterproof

[reneger]

+1 points for monopoly money

[hallowing]

i would also like credit for poutine and hawaiian pizza pls & thank