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WHICH DEATH-SEEKING MORON FUCKED WITH MY QUIRK?!

[The voice of an angry teenager with spiky blonde hair roars as soon as the video comes on, veins already throbbing in his forehead. He's wearing a blue t-shirt he found because his normal hero top is ruined and he needs to sew it later. The rest of his outfit looks like a costume- baggy black pants with olive straps, metal knee-pads, black boots with orange accents, olive bracers that look like oversized grenades around his forearms, and a black and orange mask around his eyes to complete the look. He's seething as he gestures wildly behind him at the corridors, but there's no damage there. They're as pristine as ever.]

Was it that shitty AI or was it someone else?! Because once I get all the orbs, I'll kill 'em!

[He barely takes a breath before continuing to shout.]

Anyway, Name's Katsuki Bakugou, but you can all call me by my hero name, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight!!! Pretty sure none of my classmates are around, but now that I'm here, let's win this shit!

[His yelling dies and he smiles bitterly, a sarcastic edge in his voice. He's clearly barely keeping his temper in check and he's tense.]

When's the next mission and will my generous benefactors be kind enough let me blow shit up then? Ain't that what they want? For us to collect the orbs? What can ya do and where do you draw the line when collecting the stupid orbs? Since we're all strangers I want to have an idea of who I'm workin' with.
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Hello! [ The voice that all but springs into your ear, should you tune into this particular network post, is bright and cheerful and nearly bursting with an attempt at curbing his excitement. ] Hello, I'm the Doctor — just one of us staying on this station for one reason or another, hey?

I have some good news! Well, good news if you like waffles and popcorn, sometimes at the same time. No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. [ He will not be taking questions about this at this time.

He's a man of impeccable taste, after all. If you haven't tried fish fingers and custard yet, you are missing out. ]
All thanks to the bits I've found in the lab, and perhaps a fair amount of boredom — time really does move slowly, doesn't it? — I've made a waffle maker! And a popcorn machine!

[ He pauses deliberately to leave room for cheers and applause. Or disbelief, there's always some of that too, he supposes. A video will flicker to life, showing the kitchen and a tall, chinny man in a bowtie and a fez staring back. He waves, then pans over to the appliances in question. ]

I've placed them in the kitchen; did a little reorganizing, you see. Feel free to use them, they're meant to be used. Ah — and don't worry, the waffles are supposed to look like ... little clouds. [ There's a beat. ] Sort of. They've still got the waffle-y bits though, that was important.

[ Yes! If anyone were to venture into the kitchen, they'll find said waffle maker and popcorn machine proudly placed on one of the countertops. They're both a little funny looking, not your sleek Kitchen-Aid/Cuisinart models from Earth, but a suspicious mish-mash of metallic bits and bobs. Aesthetics may have been low-priority but both machines will work! ]

Has anyone tried to put custard over popcorn before? Think I ought to try that.

[ Perhaps for everyone's sake, the video feed cuts off. And there you have it. ]
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Good afternoon to everyone. I recently went through the clothing supply in the recent supply drop and took more than what I needed or could wear. Most pieces are non-specific, but I thought this would be easier to give to someone based on advertisement.

you shall now receive the following visual of a shirt, imprinted into your brain:

Read more... )

If there are any fathers aboard who would like this article of clothing, I would be happy to drop this off to you. Thank you.
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Alright, let's not be total wallflowers at prom here, if we're going to be stuck together for the foreseeable future, I think it's only right that we (read: I) start getting to know all of my fellow space cadets. If we're ACTUALLY in space and this isn't some humongous simulation. You guys saw how easy it was for this place to manufacture a hyper-realistic simulation earlier, right? Yikes, big yikes.

But if we ARE in space and we're going to be traveling around, that's actually kind of AWESOME.

No offense to anyone who didn't want to actually be here of course, but you're nuts if you're not a LITTLE curious about the vast expanse of outer space. C'mon. OUTER SPACE! How incredible is that? And here I thought me coming face to face with aliens back home was INCREDIBLE, now we've got ACTUAL OUTER SPACE??? Pinch me I'm in a simulation. LOL.

Sorry I'm rambling, my name's Newt. Dr. Newton Geiszler, but but that sounds so much more boring and overcomplicated than 'Newt', so just stick with that. Worked as a xenobiologist on earth (is there multiple earths or what??? a lot of you are crazy unfamiliar with Kaiju, which is wild to me), helped giant robots fight aliens, the usual. Likes are rock music, playing instruments, tattoos, science and tech, dislikes are bossy pushovers who complain about those things.

Speaking of which, my really good pal from home's name is Hermann Gottlieb, and you should call him Herm to make him REALLY feel at home. :)

It's nice to meet you guys on the NEWTwork. ;P

... Actually—


[Suddenly, the text turns into audio, in which a higher voice with some focal fry bleeds in-]

—can I just abruptly switch to an audio function?

[A pause, and then an excitable:]

Holy shit, how awesome is that?! This is amazing; we've made some pretty monumental gains in technology back home, but we're still working on finessing the finer aspects of neuralogically connecting to networks like these for the general population. I'd love to take one of these apart sometime and see what makes them tick. Good to have an idea of what to expect, in case we need modifications or repairs done at any point.

Anyway. Uh. Hey!

... This whole voices-in-your-head thing can't be good for my train of thought, but geronimo, right?

[If anyone listens beyond that, they may catch the accidental thought-to-audio that follows:]

Wha — oh, dammit.

I sure hope this is the last nosebleed, because I would rather not worry about having accidental brain damage from drifting with aliens.

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