audio + video ; un: the.doctor
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latenessHello! [ The voice that all but springs into your ear, should you tune into this particular network post, is bright and cheerful and nearly bursting with an attempt at curbing his excitement. ] Hello, I'm the Doctor — just one of us staying on this station for one reason or another, hey?
I have some good news! Well, good news if you like waffles and popcorn, sometimes at the same time. No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. [ He will not be taking questions about this at this time.
He's a man of impeccable taste, after all. If you haven't tried fish fingers and custard yet, you are missing out. ] All thanks to the bits I've found in the lab, and perhaps a fair amount of boredom — time really does move slowly, doesn't it? — I've made a waffle maker! And a popcorn machine!
[ He pauses deliberately to leave room for cheers and applause. Or disbelief, there's always some of that too, he supposes. A video will flicker to life, showing the kitchen and a tall, chinny man in a bowtie and a fez staring back. He waves, then pans over to the appliances in question. ]
I've placed them in the kitchen; did a little reorganizing, you see. Feel free to use them, they're meant to be used. Ah — and don't worry, the waffles are supposed to look like ... little clouds. [ There's a beat. ] Sort of. They've still got the waffle-y bits though, that was important.
[ Yes! If anyone were to venture into the kitchen, they'll find said waffle maker and popcorn machine proudly placed on one of the countertops. They're both a little funny looking, not your sleek Kitchen-Aid/Cuisinart models from Earth, but a suspicious mish-mash of metallic bits and bobs. Aesthetics may have been low-priority but both machines will work! ]
Has anyone tried to put custard over popcorn before? Think I ought to try that.
[ Perhaps for everyone's sake, the video feed cuts off. And there you have it. ]
I have some good news! Well, good news if you like waffles and popcorn, sometimes at the same time. No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. [ He will not be taking questions about this at this time.
He's a man of impeccable taste, after all. If you haven't tried fish fingers and custard yet, you are missing out. ] All thanks to the bits I've found in the lab, and perhaps a fair amount of boredom — time really does move slowly, doesn't it? — I've made a waffle maker! And a popcorn machine!
[ He pauses deliberately to leave room for cheers and applause. Or disbelief, there's always some of that too, he supposes. A video will flicker to life, showing the kitchen and a tall, chinny man in a bowtie and a fez staring back. He waves, then pans over to the appliances in question. ]
I've placed them in the kitchen; did a little reorganizing, you see. Feel free to use them, they're meant to be used. Ah — and don't worry, the waffles are supposed to look like ... little clouds. [ There's a beat. ] Sort of. They've still got the waffle-y bits though, that was important.
[ Yes! If anyone were to venture into the kitchen, they'll find said waffle maker and popcorn machine proudly placed on one of the countertops. They're both a little funny looking, not your sleek Kitchen-Aid/Cuisinart models from Earth, but a suspicious mish-mash of metallic bits and bobs. Aesthetics may have been low-priority but both machines will work! ]
Has anyone tried to put custard over popcorn before? Think I ought to try that.
[ Perhaps for everyone's sake, the video feed cuts off. And there you have it. ]
Tags:
- doctor who: clara oswald,
- doctor who: river song,
- doctor who: the doctor (11),
- fullmetal alchemist: edward elric,
- genshin impact: zhongli,
- mcu: bucky barnes,
- mcu: sam wilson,
- my hero academia: katsuki bakugo,
- one piece: rosinante donquixote,
- original: dusty fields,
- pacific rim: hermann gottlieb,
- pacific rim: newton geiszler,
- portal 2: wheatley,
- the 100: clarke griffin,
- the untamed: jiang yanli,
- the untamed: lan xichen
