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π—₯π—œπ—§π—” 🌟 𝗙𝗔π—₯π—₯ ([personal profile] farr) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-02-25 11:10 pm

video; un: rita.farr β€” aka SUPERHERO CODENAME ASSIGNMENTS

[ of course, rita sets up a visual because the starlet always wants to be seen (except when she doesn't). at the present time, she seems rather enthusiastic like she's fighting a proud grin, one that suggests she's ready to give herself a pat on the back at any moment. ]

Good evening, everyone! For those who don't know me, I am Rita Farr, your Team Morale Coordinator.

[ wait, who assigned her that position? ]

As you all well know, we have been joining mission after mission with the intention of collecting orbs to protect the world and save towns from devastation. In a way, you might say we're ... space-travelling superheroes!

And as any superhero would tell you, it's very important to have codenames for our mission. Obviously, we often obtain our very own undercover civilian names. But in the line of duty, when we're in the heat of the fight, we should just as well have assigned titles to continue preserving our identities.

As the Ximilia's Team Morale Coordinator β€” [ again, who voted her into that position? ] I took it upon myself to select carefully crafted codenames for each and every one of you.

[ she then holds up a sheet of paper, featuring a list of all of the orbers, each with another name printed beside them. ]

You will find this list posted in the Mess Hall. Please take a moment at your best convenience to study the list and memorize each of the names listed for future use. Though I worked very hard to select them β€” [ she clears her throat, brushing her hair back. ] I suppose that if you have any issue with the name chosen for you, we can discuss making possible changes. Though I don't see why anyone would want to.


XIMILIA'S SUPERHERO CODENAME CHECKLIST:

Clarke β€” VINCENT VAN GIRL
Finn β€” BEAR BOY
Kovacs β€” BLACK LUNG
Dante β€” PIZZA HUT
Rita β€” ELASTI-WOMAN
Chuuta β€” BEATS
Ziggy β€” STARDUST
Dimitri β€” BREAD MAN
Yuri β€” SIR SECRET
Kazuma β€” SWASHBUCKLER
Ryunosuke β€” SWORDMASTERSITTER
Yujin β€” STACHE DADDY
Alina β€” SUNSHINE
Aleksander β€” SHADOW
Mal β€” GUNSHOW
Yzak β€” SIA
Helen β€” BELLE
Marta β€” LOTUS
Joel β€” TIMESTOPPER
Daisy β€” SHAKE SENORA
Natasha β€” JANE FONDA
Shaun β€” BANGLE BABE
Yelena β€” NIGHT VISION
Gwen β€” DRUMSTICKS
Itachi β€” PUZZLER DOGSHIT MCGIVENS
Andy β€” ATHENA
Joe β€” ADONIS
Sabriel β€” MYSTIC MAGIC
Joric β€” MR BEAD
Newt β€” MONSTER MASH
Felix β€” ARMORMAN
Dr. McCoy β€” DR SPACE
Cassian β€” INCOGNITO
Jyn β€” CAUTIONETTE
Steve β€” BOMBER KID
Dean β€” KANSAS
LΓΊthien β€” SIREN
Minimus β€” ROBOFOX
Rodimus β€” ROBOROD
Nie Huaising β€” FAN MAN
Wei Wuxian β€” MR FLUTE
Rand β€” ROBIN HOOD
Yennefer β€” VIOLET
Zhao β€” CHEF BANDIT
Viveca β€” VIXEN
Degar β€” WONDERWALL


( please note that none of the above is to be taken seriously and is in good fun! though rita very much likes to believe she has team leader qualifications and is entirely in her right to make assignments. but she's very bad at selecting names so if some of it seems nonsensical, it's on brand. she went by what she knows or assumes or whatever she likes. )
adept: (aside)

[personal profile] adept 2023-02-26 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's not so bad... You've got all those fearsome titles back home, anyway. A cute one's a change of pace.

If it's all the same though, I'll stick with something you'll answer to.
azurelion: (smirk)

[personal profile] azurelion 2023-02-26 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a chuckle out of Dimitri.]

Indeed. They are very good at that.
azurelion: (blush)

[personal profile] azurelion 2023-02-26 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Please, do not call me Bread Man, or I'm afraid I might not respond.
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[personal profile] groupiedrifter 2023-02-26 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, yeah! Totally not. Definitely not a thing you just discuss!

I've never done that before, not ever. Caught me slipping, dude! Haha.

[if he were attached to a lie detector.................]

You're super handsome, though! For the record! Nothin' wrong with stating facts.
deaddrop: (acroaspis mamillana)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Black Widow

[Which doesn't sound terribly heroic, does it? But here they are.]
karumic: (pic#15816798)

[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[All right, back to Finn.]

...It seems we have a few things to clear up.

[He sounds more amused and exasperated than annoyed, at least.]
adept: (sigh)

[personal profile] adept 2023-02-26 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure my blood would curdle if I did, anyway. I was born in Faerghus, you know.
adept: (aside)

[personal profile] adept 2023-02-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Without a doubt. Some of us probably need it.

[ cough, Dimitri. ]
karumic: (pic#15816806)

[personal profile] karumic 2023-02-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He has no idea what any of that means.]

There's no one else I'd trust to take better care of it.
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[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He could very well spoil this by reminding Natasha of their circumstances: at any moment, they could all be sent back to their original worlds. Nothing here is really permanent so long as their mission on the Ximilia is what it is.

But Yujin knows how to read a room, so he saves it for another day.
]

Yes. I suppose you're right. I'll at least consider.
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[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably for the best. They could die at any moment too, but... that wouldn't be in keeping with the vibe.]

It couldn't hurt to even consider.

It'd be a shame to put a Stache Daddy on the shelf.
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[personal profile] softshoes 2023-02-26 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[FLATLY:]

That's it. I'm asking Miss Farr to change mine.
deaddrop: (pic#13347548)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly. Even my suit isn't that tight.

[Clearing her throat.]

The Avengers were originally a SHIELD initiative to recruit exceptional individuals to protect the world from extraordinary threats.
deaddrop: (stoda libudum)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2023-02-26 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if you can take that back after it's out there. It's been seen.
azurelion: (Default)

[personal profile] azurelion 2023-02-26 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
You were? I learn new things about you every day.
azurelion: (another gasp)

[personal profile] azurelion 2023-02-26 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
You think so?
fungicidal: tlou1 (make a tissue dance)

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[personal profile] fungicidal 2023-02-26 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Change it.
homeostatic: (135)

audio; un: mccoy

[personal profile] homeostatic 2023-02-26 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Darlin', ( he drawls, hedging a bit, ) While I appreciate the work you put in, I don't need a code name.

I'm a doctor, not a superhero.
Edited (he's gonna not be as rude lmf) 2023-02-26 14:37 (UTC)
morethan084: (amused/impressed)

Text | UN: d.johnson

[personal profile] morethan084 2023-02-26 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
not the worst thing I’ve been called

[Destroyer of Worlds was way worse.]
asymbiotic: (28)

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[personal profile] asymbiotic 2023-02-26 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait

Is that because

There have to be other people here who brought music players with them. Right?


[the absolute cringe he is experiencing right now realizing that "listening to music 24/7" has apparently given him the reputation of "guy who listens to music 24/7".]
Edited 2023-02-26 14:08 (UTC)
shishkabob: (no one else could ever hold a candle)

video; un: redgrave

[personal profile] shishkabob 2023-02-26 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[chortling SO HARD give him a minute]

Hey, look, Pizza Hut's great and all, but I'm pretty sure if I went around calling myself Pizza Hut, the lawsuits would send me even further into debt than I already am.

[How far into debt even are you, Dante???]

Who's Gunshow? Can I be Gunshow instead? I have two handguns and a shotgun.
Edited 2023-02-26 14:36 (UTC)
legalcy: (🎡 are you kidding me)

text, un: Ambus

[personal profile] legalcy 2023-02-26 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Squints. Isn't this that actress that Minimus isn't too fond of?]

You want us to call each other things like "Bangle Babe" during missions?

Also, it's called a *turbofox*.
spikedbats: (067)

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[personal profile] spikedbats 2023-02-26 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid??

[ He just turned twenty, okay, he's very offended. ]

Not sure what qualifies me as a bomber -- wait do Molotov cocktails count? How do you know about that??

[ Dude, it's your jacket, calm down, this is why you're still "kid." ]
Edited 2023-02-26 15:27 (UTC)

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