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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[ananym]

is this important?

[hallowing]

absolutely. like, im not gonna trust somebody who self-identifies as a fucking WARLOCK, ja feel?

[ananym]

I suppose I'm not terribly fond of them either.

[hallowing]

see? there u go. already one step ahead of the game.

so what're ur strengths+weaknesses. likes/dislikes. i'll roll u one.

[ananym]

I suppose my strength is that I'm a well trained warrior with magic. Also a vampire.

My weakness would be my high tolerance for idiocy.

[hallowing]

magical vampire with idiot tolerance.

hm

where do u fall on the matter of good vs evil

[ananym]

I protect the weak.

Where that falls under the gaze of men following good and evil is up to them.

[hallowing]

o wow, okay. very paladin answer but im not convinced yet.

religious y_n

[ananym]

vampires don't do well with religious orders.

[hallowing]

i've known a few that would beg to differ but at least one of them started a cult for shits and giggles so idk idk

[ananym]

Those happen irrespective of vampires. Some become obsessed.

[hallowing]

u ain't wrong.

humans, man.

[ananym]

Are you not human?

[hallowing]

im twelve raccoons in a trenchcoat does that count

[ananym]

No.

[hallowing]

why not???

talking raccoons are pretty lit where im from ill have u know

[ananym]

It sounds like a non-answer for humour's sake.

[hallowing]

or it's a masterful evasion bc the real answer is just so sad and angsty i can't bear to utter it aloud 😔😔😔

[ananym]

No, but this is closer to one.

[hallowing]

u can't see it but im laughing.

nah, man. not human, but folks don't usually believe me when i say what i actually am so i keep it on the DL u know

[ananym]

I doubt it'll matter much in this environment.

I am half-human as well.

[hallowing]

that's a new one for me.

wait

actually

wait

RENESMEE?

[ananym]

Who?

[hallowing]

rats i rly wanted her autograph


famous human/vampire hybrid


u wouldn't know her she goes to school in canada

[ananym]

I see.

I didn't think there were others.