text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

hammer, that's it. one of those big fuckoff crushy ones. war hammer??? i feel like the name should be weirder than that.

axes are rad tho. a+ girl/boyfriend that's some rad taste.

shit yea?? brb going to get the karen cut for max efficiency

[oiorpata]

Martel-de-fer is the French if you wanna be pretentious about it. If you know what France is, some people don't.

They're my favorite.

Is that some fancy fantasy move? Don't do anything station breaking.

[hallowing]

tu parles français? bien, moi aussi. canadien STYLE baby.

actual france-french can suck my dick tho. pompous fuckers.

no!! but that'd be hilarious.

it's a haircut. like.

u know the one.

bitchy middle aged women who are like excuse ME my hawaiian pizza has PINEAPPLE on it?

[oiorpata]

Oui. Je peux parler des deux. France est la pire.

Oh yeah those kinds of assholes. Maybe just do your own little simulation instead of bringing that energy on board.

[hallowing]

i think i have a new fave babe here fyeahhh boi and/or grrl.

no i need the haircut its important

and the bleach blond hair with the caramel highlights

it's ART

[oiorpata]

I know you're fishing but maybe I'll just keep you guessing.

Terrible idea. Go with bright blue instead.

[hallowing]

i am not fishing i am being INCLUSIVE

i fuck all gender configurations it matters not to me tbqh

i do look good in blue so maybe that's a bop i could vibe with...

[oiorpata]

Gender's a construct, so solid choice. You miss out when you limit yourself.

What's it normally?

[hallowing]

black as hell

i'll need to do that whole bleaching rigamarole

[oiorpata]

That goes for the blonde too so I guess it's a matter of how much you wanna fuck with your hair then.

[hallowing]

weirdly, it grows back

[oiorpata]

Is that what happens? I've never cut my hair before in my life.

[ she likes to make herself laugh. ]

[hallowing]

rapunzel that u 😱😱😱😱

[oiorpata]

Just me and this shitty fucking tower

[hallowing]

and an ax???

[oiorpata]

Their first mistake was leaving it with me.

[hallowing]

more fool them

i dig this retelling tbqh

u can save urself AND get the hot prince/ss of ur preference

f'yeah

[oiorpata]

That's assuming they got me up there to begin with.

Either. Or both. So long as they plan to ditch the monarchy.

[hallowing]

oo i'm getting a NO GODS OR MASTERS vibe and it's upping ur hotness factor

u were already like a solid 8.4 just for the gender is a construct thing

[oiorpata]

God's not real so 🤷‍♀️

I'm honored.

[hallowing]

ur so valid for that

i've always thought if there are gods they've gotta be the most massive fucking cock-ups around u know??

and hey my rating system is flawless thank u

[oiorpata]

Cock ups and fucking useless in the end. People just make shit up as needed.

What can I do to make it to a 10?

[hallowing]

i want an ax pic 🤩🤩🤩

[oiorpata]

nsfw

[hallowing]

ur an 11 now tbqh