Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

Text; un: raddude5000

[heroooic]

[ Finn loves a group activity, and eagerly fills this out, really no qualms or complaints here. Just some good, wholesome, get-to-know-each-other activity. ]

[softshoes]

Not a bad likeness, Finn.

It's hard to believe it's been so long since your birthday... I'm glad we didn't miss it.

[The thought's bittersweet: it'd been on Cirawei, a beautiful world that no longer exists. It's a happy memory, even so.]

text; un: naruhodo

[locumstudentesquire]

I'd also love to know how airplanes work...

voice; un: jtd

[doooooog]

Aw, bro, no favorite toy? You're gonna lose points when they pass out the grades.

Text;

[groupiedrifter]

That might be a hard wish to fufil, little dude.
I get in trouble way too much for getting on people's nerves, it's a character flaw.

[Newt has literally made that a new thing he does, calling everything a character flaw. It's a 'get out of jail free' saying.]

text; un: geraniums

[rootlessly]

That's a really lovely wish

Text; un: Naruhodo

[locumstudentesquire]

Much as people like to gripe, these ARE rather helpful... Professor Mikotoba and I will have to see if we can get Kazuma to fill one out as well.

[HINT. HINT.

His form is filled out with rather sloppy handwriting; even writing in Japanese, his penmanship isn't exactly the best.

In the spot where you're supposed to put a picture, he has simply scrawled "how are you all drawing these?!]

Name: Ryunosuke Naruhodo
Age: 24
Birthday: I believe Newt has a list of them all if you REALLY want to know.
Favorite color: Blue, or a nice sakura pink, I suppose.
Favorite food: I like seafood the best. Sashimi or fish and chips, best of both worlds.
Favorite subject: In school? I'm not sure I really had one... English was at least interesting, I suppose.
Favorite toy: Probably the takeuma I had as a boy. Although, I sort of stopped using them after they sent me on one too many unexpected dips in the creek near my house...
Favorite animal: Besides dogs and cats? Prawns. They're fascinating little fellows.
Favorite candy: I don't discriminate when it comes to sweets.
Favorite activity: I like to relax with a good Shogi puzzle! Or any other sort of brain teaser will do just as well.
Favorite place: Probably the beach near my Uncle's home in Kamakura.
Favorite book: I am a Cat
Favorite TV show: I still don't understand how TV is any different from a movie ❓❓
Favorite movie: I haven't seen many of them, but Clue was enjoyable I suppose.
I am good at: Tongue twisters.
I want to learn: I have a lot to learn about lawyering still.
Least favorite subject: Math, I suppose. It's not as though I'm incapable of it, I just find it incredibly tedious.
Place I want to go: America sounds interesting...
If I could make one wish, it would be: That's a secret!
If I could have one superpower, it would be: I'm still disappointed that we couldn't keep a single one of our powers from our time in Aldhyion somehow, because supernatural lie detection would make my job significantly easier.
Alternatively, if I could fly... That might make my discomfort with heights a bit more bearable. But then again, maybe I would still just be too scared to do it.
This is what I want my teacher to know about me: Um, Newt? I only just ralized this, but... Is this a questionnaire meant for school children?!

[softshoes]

I slid a copy under his door. 😊

[PSSPSSPSPPSPS KAZUMA]

text ↪ un: songbird

[windsongs]

Kamakura huh?
I wonder if the beaches out there are like the ones out in Shizuoka

[coordination]

Some of our number have gotten wings on a mission before.

[ On the subject of flying. ]

un: tinuviel

[edraith]

What a fun activity! I do not quite grasp all questions, but I shall try. The portrait is one I received, I hope it is alright to use it, for I have little artistic talent when it comes to painting.

voice; un: jtd

[doooooog]

[ Listen, he's going text with most people on here, but Lúthien is absolutely an exception. He could listen to this chick talk all day. ]

impeccable taste as always, mamacita. what's it gonna take to get you to sing for everyone again, anyway? don't tell me we gotta get another meteor up in here.

text | un: andy

[oiorpata]

That's a big number.

text ↪ un: songbird

[windsongs]

I like to sing too!
we should duet something sometime!

un: nazyalensky

[groza]

Your choice in powers is interesting.

text; un: geraniums

[rootlessly]

telling the future is something you can learn...???

un: knives

[eyeronically]

you can learn to tell the future??

text; un: lan.sizhui

[deferences]

Name: Lan Sizhui
Age: 20
Birthday: 1/12
Favorite color: White, perhaps? Oh, or maybe soft, pale blue!
Favorite food: Carrots.
Favorite subject: I don't think I could choose one!
Favorite toy: My butterflies.
Favorite animal: Rabbit.
Favorite candy: I can't say I've had enough candy to decide this.
Favorite activity: Meditating.
Favorite place: My favorite place here or back home?
Favorite book: I definitely can't choose just one of these.
Favorite TV show: Is this like a movie?
Favorite movie: Because I haven't seen many of those, either.
I am good at: Music, calligraphy, sword-fighting, horseback riding, archery, and cultivation. I'm less good at them, but have interests in plants, dancing, cooking, and painting.
I want to learn: Anything I can.
Least favorite subject: ???
Place I want to go: [initial answer REDACTED] Wherever the next mission takes us.
If I could make one wish, it would be: I have already made my wish.
If I could have one superpower, it would be: Maybe... shapeshifting?
This is what I want my teacher to know about me: What else does my teacher want to know?

text; UN: Wei Wuxian

[singlelogbridge]

[Are you trying to kill him? Is that what this is? Are you trying to kill your father? The butterflies. He's fine, this is fine. Meditating? Carrots? THE BUTTERFLIES? Sizhui you're so cute he can't handle it.]

No, I don't believe it. You must have a least favorite subject. Come on, old man Qiren isn't here, out with it.

text; un: jtd

[doooooog]

[ Maybe shapeshifting? You may as well have been blowing a dog whistle, sweetie. ]

shapeshifting, huh? and who inspired that particular dream? any handsome hounds on the crew making you seethe with jealousy recently?

[ Normally, Jake wouldn't set someone up this well for a devastating dunk. But Sizhui? He was a very sweet kid, probably the sweetest they had on the crew. He didn't have anything to worry about. Right? ]

text ↪ un: songbird

[windsongs]

a fellow musician!
what instrument do you play?

text ↪ un: songbird

[windsongs]

I tried to put as much on here as possible!
feel free to ask me questions though!!

text; un: jtd

[doooooog]

cats? seriously? don't you know there's a war, girl?

Text; UN: newt | thanks marta

[groupiedrifter]

[coordination]

Have you ever attempted cooking looking at it like working in a lab?

[Text, un: alwayswright]

[servesyouwright]

Name: Phoenix Wright
Age: 34
Birthday: Oct 11
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: I don't know, steak I guess
Favorite subject: Art
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity: My daughter's magic shows
Favorite place: Florence
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at: Arguing, poker
I want to learn: Don't know. Piano?
Least favorite subject: Math.
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be: Invisibility. Would make my job so much easier.
This is what I want my teacher to know about me: Teacher? Who? Will there be an exam?

text (un: major.yzak.jule)

[coordination]

Your job?

<ren>

[dyaddyissues]

Name: Kylo Ren
Age: 29
Birthday: I am not familiar with your calendar
Favorite color: Red
Favorite food: Don't have one
Favorite subject: Of what, I am no longer a student.
Favorite toy: What kind of a survey is this.
Favorite animal: Don't have one.
Favorite candy: I don't like sweets.
Favorite activity: Sparing.
Favorite place: Anywhere that is not here.
Favorite book: There's more than one.
Favorite TV show: Don't know.
Favorite movie: Don't have one.
I am good at: Many things.
I want to learn: -
Least favorite subject: -
Place I want to go: Anywhere but here.
If I could make one wish, it would be: I don't believe in making wishes, if I want something I will make it happen on my own.
If I could have one superpower, it would be: I don't need a superpower.
This is what I want my teacher to know about me: My teacher knows all that he needs to know of me.

[groupiedrifter]

... Dude, you gotta lighten up.